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 Post subject: Raw Re-Evolution 8/19
PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 11:24 am 
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WWE Raw TV preview 8/19

WWE returns to Anaheim, California on Monday night for the Summerslam PPV fall-out on Raw. The main focus will be on Triple H turning on Daniel Bryan and aligning with new WWE champion Randy Orton.

In addition to Bryan reacting to Triple H and Orton's collusion, former WWE champion John Cena is scheduled to appear on Raw to react to the PPV-closing developments.

Concerning Summerslam's other main event of Brock Lesnar vs. C.M. Punk, Punk will react to his loss and continue his quest for revenge on Paul Heyman. Lesnar is not advertised for Raw after defeating Punk at Summerslam.

The World Title picture is up in the air after Alberto Del Rio defeated Christian to retain Smackdown's top title. The question is whether Christian will get One More Match or if WWE moves on to another title contender.

The full talent roster for Raw includes new WWE champion Orton, Cena, Bryan, the McMahon Family (Hunter, Mr. McMahon, and Stephanie), Punk, Rob Van Dam, The Shield, Del Rio, Dolph Ziggler, Mark Henry, Ryback, IC champion Curtis Axel (with Paul Heyman), The Wyatts, Kane, Divas champion A.J. Lee, and Kaitlyn.

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What's this King?!?! That's Daniel Bryan!!!!! He's driving to the ring in a Prius!!!! He's throwing.....that's steroid free meat he's tossing at The Corporation!!!! Farm Fresh Eggs!!!! Farm Fresh Eggs!!!! Daniel Bryan is pelting the corporation with Farm Fresh Eggs!!!!! The Recycle Era has begun!!!!!!

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I sure hope creative doesn't get wind of how awesome most people think last night was and then have a very special segment in the ring with lawler like they did after fandango and the soccer chant crowd brought down the house earlier this year. That ruined him.

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I sure hope creative doesn't get wind of how awesome most people think last night was and then have a very special segment in the ring with lawler like they did after fandango and the soccer chant crowd brought down the house earlier this year. That ruined him.


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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:01 pm 
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I haven't been this jacked for Raw in years. Now it will suck. At least Big Show signed a five-year contract in February. Seriously.

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I haven't been this jacked for Raw in years. Now it will suck. At least Big Show signed a five-year contract in February. Seriously.


I agree. I am giddy.

EDIT: Not about Big Show

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I haven't been this jacked for Raw in years. Now it will suck. At least Big Show signed a five-year contract in February. Seriously.

5 years?? Who are they keeping him from? I would give him a series of 1 day contracts.

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This is the problem with Cena.

He's out all smiles like last night didn't matter.

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Cena opens. :lol:

Why not?

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This is the problem with Cena.

He's out all smiles like last night didn't matter.

I was just going to say that. Shouldn't the guy who lost the belt be somewhat pissed??

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:05 pm 
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This is seriously the same promo he did 2 years ago.

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And you also share a love of Bellas.

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can't fake that elbow. god damn son!!!

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Why the fuck is Cena opening? No one gives a shit.


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I might be the biggest Cena apologist on this board. This is bullshit. Zero reason for this deal. But holy shit that elbow.

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Its a work. They just put one of the Bella twins removed boobs into his elbow.

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Come out Bray! Take him away!

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jackref wrote:
Its a work. They just put one of the Bella twins removed boobs into his elbow.


I was about to post the same thing. :lol: :lol:

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Daniel Bryan plays it perfect.

Fuckin Cena...

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DB doesn't need the rub from Cena. He's more over. At least that wasn't 25 minutes.

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Here comes Steph... and Keeping Score. HIYO!

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Look at that Adams apple.

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I would send money to fans to start a "Your Husband Fucked Chyna" chant right now.

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DB doesn't need the rub from Cena. He's more over. At least that wasn't 25 minutes.


Moreover, if you don't want to put it in Steph, you're queer. That is all.

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PostPosted: Mon Aug 19, 2013 7:13 pm 
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Dance puppets, dance.

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This definitely is getting the feel of a new Austin type story. Could be a very fun ride.


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Bring back Dr. Shelby!

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Bring back Dr. Shelby!


Let's not say things we can't take back later ....

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Steph is really doing work here.

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Best B+ since Jim Brunzell.

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