Not sure who I am golfing with, but it will out of a group of 8, there is the chance I can be with Spiegs! I have requested a Slap Shot Ed ride along, but we will see how it works out.

Any questions for Spiegs? I shall report in if possible.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Why do you treat everyone under you like shit and make them know they are part timers and that you are full time on air talent.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Can you ask him who killed Kennedy?

Because...I've heard different stories.

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You know me like that.

must have been a shit illuminati secret summer barbeque then, eh?

have a good one, biggie! ask him what the chances are of seeing tributasaurus become trouble funk someday. i'd pay to go see that one!

(inb4 "we've done parliament funkadelic before")

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How can Fatpants even hit a golf ball with that giant gut in the way? He sure as fuck can't see it.

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Group Grimace

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So how did this thing go? Doc and Big Fan were the only board members that went? B&B said that everybody looked to be having a great time. Food must have been great. Bernstein said Gibsons catered it.

1. How much money was raised?

2. Which Score employee made an ass of himself? (Always at least one at Score events)

3. Were the celebrity golf partners ass holes?

Beardown, I went to the 1st one and all the Score people were very congenial. It's a pretty sweet outing and it sounds like it's even better. I just couldn't do 200 this year.

4 some was myself, Slap Shot Ed, Highland Park Kevin and Spiegel.

We had a great time playing a scramble. I would say we did a very good job for the talent level. Each came up with some big shots when need to go 7 under par as a group. That doesnt get you much in these things, always a group or 6 that are there to win the thing!

Didnt win a hole prize either. Thought I had a shot on the closest to the water tee shot. 270 to the water. Drove it a good 265 on the fairway, we pull up and someone is about 2 yards from water! I figured that was my best chance for the day of winning a hole. Or some Miranda Lambert tickets!

The Spiegs fans will love this one. Hole #16? Par 3, 140 yards, shortest par 3 there, I see Spiegs lining up his Tee shot, and he seems off. I think he is going to try and play his slice. But Nope, he is aiming at the last hole we just played. Which is like 20 yards away! HPK steps in at the last second to stop him. Would have been a classic.

Spiegs redeems himself with a 30 foot put from the fringe to get a birdie! Even if his club was filled wiith goose shit!

Other highlight. Slap Shot Ed driving our cart goes right over the a tree stump, breaks my golf bag and almost my back. I get out of the cart to see if I am still in one piece and a drive from the other hole hits me! Just on the heal of my shoe and ricocheted like 30 feet.

Big move, raffle tickets!!! My take $200 Del Friscos Gift Certificate, $100 Que Cert and the best a NEW GOLF Bag! Yes, I cleaned up in the raffle stage!

Gibsons Lunch was Filet Sliders, Chiicken Slider, salads, Caprese Sliders and Carrot cake.

Dinner, was Meat (Never sure what it is), Chicken, Fish, Salad, Potatoes and cakes (Not Gibsons catered)

It was solid day. Had some Tributo Flask Whiskey on the course, probably didnt help, but enjoyed it.

Even some of the haters might have had a great time.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

C'mon, give us a pic of fatpants trying to hit a ball.

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How is Slap Shot Ed doing?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Eddie doing good, I think he had a good day out there. Over swings a bit, loses his back foot, but put in his contributions to the effort.

Sorry, Gloop, only Pic I have was at the start. Event was packed. 8 a hole to start the scramble.

Love the Scramble play. If someone gets a nice drive, then I can grip and rip and not worry about the slice that goes into other fairway in the hopes of a nice 270-80 drive.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Sounds like a good time, biggie. Hopefully it works out where I can get to one of these. Always tougher for me to make a weekday outing unless it starts at 1 or 2.

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Biggie you deserve a Douchbag of the Week for not getting us a picture of the sweet Candyman Princess Fatpants swing.

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Did the candyman admit to stalking your board?

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

There some great pics and talk about this in the members only section. You don't know what you're missing.

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Who do I have to blow to get in?

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Spiegal.

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Here's hoping Mac gives the signed Keith jersey to his wife, since she wasn't able to accept a prize.

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President of Blake Shetlon fan club

Afterall, it was you and me.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

If you go to an outing like this, especially at a top notch facility like Seven Bridges, and don't have a good time, just kill yourself now.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Sounds like it was fun. Glad everybody had a good time for a great cause.

If you slice the ball there, you end up in the water.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Not on every hole, as I got hit by a drive from another tee box and to the best of my knowledge, I wasnt standing on or in water.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Going to say it was hole 4? About 350 to the hole, 280 to the water, nothing to the right besides some houses and yes, I am sure I had a house shot or two.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Meat will eat it.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Not EVERY hole, but if that is your strategy on that course, you will hit a lot of balls in the water.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I think at least 6 or 7 holes on the back 9 have water in play.

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