Please don't do this at your weddings. It may seem ok in the planning but I promise you the execution will be just as bad as below

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eCunwZEbEMs&feature=player_embedded

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

That was pretty horrible.

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@audioidkid

Even if it was good it would be horrible.

On the other hand, if either of your ladies are as hot as this bride...salute!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

How about just walking up, saying your vows, kiss the bride and go on your merry way.

Everything's got to be a production.

I wish I could unsee that.

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The chicks all end up playing the flute after the wedding.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I bet that guy's music room is a Tuscan-inspired sitting room with a reading nook by November. "You've had your fun, Boney."

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Doug and Frank are marrying each other?

that andrea chick is pretty hot with that guitar.

You know in the idea phase they thought this going to be so much better.

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“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I kinda Doug it.

What I really dug is that they had a jib camera operator for a small wedding......rad.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Absolutely essential for overhead boob shots. I refuse to work without one.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Makes me wonder if Chus or KS have one...just sayin',not sayin'.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

I rent 'em. I have a lease with an option to buy.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Small? I think the only people in the crowd were people in the wedding. The size of the group probably made the guy feel like he was playing at one of his gigs. It's going to be a great moment when that cool girl he married who lets him keep his guitars in the living room tells him to move that crap to the garage after she shits out her first puppy.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

So...I shouldn't play guitar at my ceremony, or I shouldn't marry a girl who shits puppies? The latter of which I happen to agree with pretty staunchly.

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Sounds like a good start on your wedding vows.

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You know me like that.

I would handed out lighters on the way into the church.

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Jack White thought this was a good idea when he played a club in Rhode Island.

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You're going to be stuck wearing some Highlanders costume and doing the chicken dance. Maybe they will let you play Stolat on the guitar at the reception.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

What am I, chopped liver? Less than two months till mine.

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Are you a rocker like doug and Frank? If so, my apologies. I didn't include boyd because I realize the whole engagement story is a lie.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

*shakes wedding

Officiate: "The rings, please..."
(ring bearer in the church narthex slapshots the rings down the aisle to the best man)

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@audioidkid

You forgot the part where Shakes bends over to pick them up and his back tightens up so bad he can't stand up. He has to go into immediate surgery so he doesn't get married, she gets pissed and leaves and he never gets married.

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Is DegenDave going to be shakes best man?

I always assumed they met on LaSalle St. and became great friends....along with LaSalle St. himself. The three of them.

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You know me like that.

don't worry, plenty of other guys out there.

Forcing a talent show on your wedding guests got started with that couple/wedding party who did an entertainingly choreographed
dance to Chris Brown a few years back.

hey, look at that! a burrito joke! classic material.

That's a thing now...choreographed first dances.
Back in my day, we slowly turned counter clockwise dancing to a song by a performer who had not been charged with domestic abuse.

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@audioidkid

Guess our first dance better not be Ike Turner then.

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hey! a fat joke too...now, we're rolling!

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@audioidkid

I think you mean Jack Russell.

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