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I used to love those travel guides you'd buy with ratings of every sleazy motel up to the Four Seasons and restaurants with local maps for various regions of the country.

What were those? Mobil? Rand McNally? Those don't sound right. It was something else.

I'd pour over those things.


Weren't they AAA?

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I used to love those travel guides you'd buy with ratings of every sleazy motel up to the Four Seasons and restaurants with local maps for various regions of the country.

What were those? Mobil? Rand McNally? Those don't sound right. It was something else.

I'd pour over those things.


Weren't they AAA?


Not these. I'd know it if I heard it. This is gonna drive me nuts.








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Speaking of taking forever, the daily newspaper was the source of news. It came each morning and would take say 30 minutes to read. There is the news. Sit tight for another 24 hours and there is that paper again. You want in depth reporting? Time and or Newsweek come once a week. Sports Illustrated weeklies also were prized possessions.


Actually, the Aurora Beacon came out in the late afternoon/early evening .... which also is a thing long gone .... the evening paper, not the Beacon .... though it isn't really that great .... maybe it never was .... I miss the Bonni Buyer .... no I don't .... I need a nap.

The Elburn Herald still comes once a week on Thursday if it makes you feel any better.

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What was it like driving the toll road without I-Pass? I had a shit memory as a kid. I bet it sucked.


Keep lots of change in the car.

Or one pack of Necco wafers.

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so back when all there was to connect you on-line was a physical modem...it would take hours to download a megabyte of data with a 2400 bps modem.

Also, you had to use your actual phone lines...if you picked up a phone while using a modem, it sounded like a fax machine. and your ass would be BUMPED. so if you were kicking some major ass in BRE or CirlceMUD, and your lame ass sister had to call Chad, your shit was dropped and that was very, very soul shattering.


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Not these. I'd know it if I heard it.

I'll go with Fodor? They were no good if you were driving a coupe.

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I know this thread was meant to draw me out!

All the things brought up didn't seem like much of a pain in the rear
because we didn't know better at that time,

Doc mentioned The Sporting News. I loved it and miss getting it in the mail.
Let's face it, we are living in the golden age of technology. The sound systems
and TV's,the internet and all it's possibilities. Life has improved and being able
to come here on a daily basis to free our thoughts is a big part of that. At least I enjoy
reading and participating.
OK,I'll hang up and wait for my early morning bowel movement.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
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What was it like driving the toll road without I-Pass? I had a shit memory as a kid. I bet it sucked.


Keep lots of change in the car.

Then there'd be logjams of traffic at the toll stop areas, man, I'm glad we don't have that anymore...don't have....oh...yeah....damn it...

My dad won't get an I-Pass. He will be the last person to get one. He figures that he's always used the tollbooths, and when you stop at one, you can get out and pay with the coins that people threw at the basket and missed with. Of course, the money you save by picking up nickels off the road is offset by DOUBLING THE FUCKING TOLLS FOR PAYING IN COIN.

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How many of you know how to read a map? Like an actual paper map, not a Google map.


Yeah, I this is an important skill that is being lost. GPS satellite is not always available, so wouldn't rely on it as much as people do.

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Having to mess with the antenna on the TV to get reception.

Having to take film to get developed for my camera.

Those heavy ass video cameras that would nearly break your arm 20 minutes into recording an hour-long event.

Running out of ice cubes in the ice cube tray in the middle of summer.

Beepers / pager. Damned thing would start vibrating uncontrollably on your leg then you would have to read the number while entering it into the cell phone while driving.

Having to use a pay phone to call home when I went places as a kid.

When I used to ride a bike as a kid, we had those huge chains that you had to essentially wear around your neck anywhere you went.

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How does one not know how to read a map? What does an inability to read a map consist of?

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How does one not know how to read a map? What does an inability to read a map consist of?


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Good thread idea


Carrying around a goddam cd player while you jog or travel and/or trying to keep it stationary in your car so it didnt skip

Settling triva arguments by asking or calling a guy who "fucking knows like everything about ____"

Delivering Pizzas without a cellphone or gps seems fucking ludicrous now

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How does one not know how to read a map? What does an inability to read a map consist of?
It wasn't exactly brain surgery but...
If you were looking for a city you were unfamiliar with you would look it up in an alphabetical list which would give you a letter and number. You'd then search for the town in the general area of the map indicated by the coordinates (think x/y graph). There was also a box chart which would have the major cities listed at the top and side. You could get the distance between 2 cities by finding the point where they met. Sometimes a bit of math was required if you were going from one state to another.

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Having to pick up the needle on a record player if you wanted to repeat a song.

Having to avoid being impaled by a jart in the back yard.

Brown weed.

Playing sports in godawful polyester uniforms with no breathable qualities.

Paying outrageous fees on long-distance calls, especially if you were in a long-distance relationship.


1. obviously not a hipster

2. get with the times

3. polyester is not a natural fiber, should be wearing cotton

4. 10-10-321 to save 20%


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Good thread idea


Carrying around a goddam cd player while you jog or travel and/or trying to keep it stationary in your car so it didnt skip


i guess this could still be applicable to ipods, but wiggling the headphone jack back and forth when the sound starts to go out in 1 ear


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Curious Hair wrote:
Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
Kirkwood wrote:
What was it like driving the toll road without I-Pass? I had a shit memory as a kid. I bet it sucked.


Keep lots of change in the car.

Then there'd be logjams of traffic at the toll stop areas, man, I'm glad we don't have that anymore...don't have....oh...yeah....damn it...

My dad won't get an I-Pass. He will be the last person to get one. He figures that he's always used the tollbooths, and when you stop at one, you can get out and pay with the coins that people threw at the basket and missed with. Of course, the money you save by picking up nickels off the road is offset by DOUBLING THE FUCKING TOLLS FOR PAYING IN COIN.



I used to love to take the toll roads- Dad would pull up and let me get the ticket from the attendant through the rear door window- which actually rolled all the way down, we were just smart enough not to fall out-and often hand the ticket and money to the attendant when we exited.


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Ugueth Will Shiv You wrote:
Prostate exams with both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders.

:lol:

Ive never laughed this hard at one of your posts. Well done


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Prostate exams with both of your doctor's hands on your shoulders.

:lol:

Ive never laughed this hard at one of your posts. Well done

Yeah, that was great.

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How does one not know how to read a map? What does an inability to read a map consist of?
It wasn't exactly brain surgery but...
If you were looking for a city you were unfamiliar with you would look it up in an alphabetical list which would give you a letter and number. You'd then search for the town in the general area of the map indicated by the coordinates (think x/y graph). There was also a box chart which would have the major cities listed at the top and side. You could get the distance between 2 cities by finding the point where they met. Sometimes a bit of math was required if you were going from one state to another.

Right. And there are people over the age of 18 who walk this earth and can't do this? Unbelievable.

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Curious Hair wrote:
How does one not know how to read a map? What does an inability to read a map consist of?


The biggest problem I have seen is being able to translate 1 inch = 5 miles, or whatever calculation is there. I was able to get a pretty accurate estimate of how many miles it would take. The next problem is being able to foresee when the next road is coming up. It sounds really simple, but its a problem.

To open up a sub-topic here, I feel many people are frustrated by things such as maps, but they were really a part of a genre of survival tools. People were frustrated with hunting and gathering and eventually got to where we are now with grocery stores. I can assume a fairly high percentage of us would not survive a food shortage as we wouldn't know how to grow and store our own food. Hell, most kids coming out of school now are so dependent on technology that I'm not sure how they will function during a cyber-war.

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