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jimmypasta

Post subject: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:40 pm

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It was probably in some Hells Angels movie. They were big in the '60's.
I also remember seeing Liza Minelli t0pless in the Sterile Cuckoo.

This could explain how really F**ked up I am!

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:44 pm

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As far as I can recall, Barbie Benton.

Factually speaking though.....my mother.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:45 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

As far as I can recall, Barbie Benton.

Factually speaking though.....my mother.

I'm not talking in the past week!

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:48 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

As far as I can recall, Barbie Benton.

Factually speaking though.....my mother.

I'm not talking in the past week!

touche

So either Barbie Benton or maybe Candy Loving....love me some Loving. We are dirty old men, aren't we?

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:50 pm

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Barbie Benton was outstanding! She now lives in some weird house in Colorado with her rich husband. (Saw it on the Playboy's "girls next door show")

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 1:55 pm

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jimmypasta wrote:

Barbie Benton was outstanding! She now lives in some weird house in Colorado with her rich husband. (Saw it on the Playboy's "girls next door show")

Saw that too....she is weird and snooty.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Telegram Sam

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:01 pm

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Pretty sure it was for a nanosecond on Benny Hill or Monty Python.

EDIT: Or possibly through one of these, though they were probably not next to one another.

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Urlacher's missing neck

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:05 pm

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I started the movie maybe a quarter of the way through so I never saw the bikini shots and was in for quite the surpise at the end.

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T-Bone

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:28 pm

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I am pretty sure it was in the late 80s and I was watching the original Fright Night movie. There was a
t0pless woman near the beginning of the film and quite certain she was eventually killed.

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:31 pm

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Spice

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 2:33 pm

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Frank Coztansa wrote:

Spice

Scary or Posh?

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KDdidit

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:01 pm

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Moving in Stereo.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:02 pm

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This thread might need some Chussing

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:10 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Chussing

Sounds like a skin condition ....

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:19 pm

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Don Tiny wrote:

Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Chussing

Sounds like a yeast infection ....

I thought it more of a verb than a noun.

Maybe it'll be the title of Lady Gaga's new album

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Furious Styles

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:37 pm

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Bo Derek.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:40 pm

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Furious Styles wrote:

Bo Derek.

Still hot and would

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:42 pm

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The prostitute scene in Bruce Lee's The Big Boss.

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Ed_from_Lisle

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 3:59 pm

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Richard Gere. American Gigolo.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 4:59 pm

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A nurse when I was born.

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beni hanna

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:02 pm

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National Geographic

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:04 pm

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Nas wrote:

A nurse when I was born.

In retrospect, my brain wants to imagine:

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:05 pm

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beni hanna wrote:

National Geographic

We would call it National Pornographic in grade school.

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Nas

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:13 pm

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Eaglo Jeff wrote:

Nas wrote:

A nurse when I was born.

In retrospect, my brain wants to imagine:

I would love to believe this is accurate. I would have come into the world with a smile.

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doug - evergreen park

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:24 pm

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Here's my first rack.

it's on the right...from top to bottom

BBE Sonic Maximizer
Alesis Quadraverb GT
Digitech ValveFX
Rocktron 12-band parametric e.q.
ADA 200W power amp.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 5:34 pm

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Boobs and Amps make the world go round and round.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:07 pm

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Sherri Kozie, 6th grade! She was an early bloomer!

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K Effective

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 6:13 pm

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I remember being at my neighbor Ricky's house at about 8 years old, looking to play a vibrating-board hockey game that his older brother Steve had. Whilst looking through the box for more skaters and pucks, we came across his stash of porn. I guess it was probably OUI or Cherry. I remember Rick was into butts then already, which I did not understand.

All I remember is we apparently didn't put things away well enough and Steve got his ass beat for the stash.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: First rack you layed eyes on.

Posted: Fri Aug 30, 2013 10:08 pm