...you're wiener is? Happy day after Labor Day, my long weekend was great, a wedding at Starved Rock mixed with functional alcoholism made for a fine evening. But let us get down to brass tacks, shall we? The boys may or may not be in, or one of them may be in but the other is gone somewhere. It really is a crap shoot. NFL seasons begins soon, White Sox baseball is a towering inferno, plenty of talk about the Blackhawks re-signing Crawford...anything else? Oh, maybe some college football talk. Maybe.

Things and Stuff...
-Football
-Baseball
-Stories from the weekend.
-College sports?
-Johnny Football?
-What's the biggest length of meat Mac has taken in his life?
-Show pot talk, it has to happen with NFL starting soon. At least use it as a vehicle to piss off MeatPants.

All of the above may or may not happen, all depends on if our hero's bother to show up.

Step inside, have a seat and get comfortable. I have some mustard gas on tap.

and I'm sure some Marsh Peg talk.

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I'm in and I'll take a pint of mustard gas please.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Johnny Football talk? Taunting, under the table payments, Sam Houston State.

I'm...............enjoying this.

Kerry Sayers doin' work on the Scorboard Update. Nailed the Deutsche Bank and Corey Crawford.

The sun also rises, it seems.

Solid first half-hour.

Excellent Packers report from Tyler Dunne. Let's hope they start doing a daily Packers hit with him. Doing so would exponentially improve the show.

After hearing the princess make fun of the guy from Minnesota I don't know why any of these guys would return. Having a guy on and then ripping him a few minutes later on the air is weak sauce even if you are using listener texts to do the dirty work.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

That Vikings' beat writer was beyond dull. ZZZZZZZ!!!!

Meanwhile, has Mac started firing shots at his fellow CBS Sports' teammate Phil Simms yet? You know Simms & Jim Nantz (in our pants) are here for the Bengals/Bears' game Sunday.