doug-ep becomes The Village People!

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i think it could be possible, even the tweeting- it could be possible that she's built up that much of an alcohol tolerance

there are people who get knocked on their ass from 1 or 2 shots but there are alcoholics with high tolerances that could probably drink an entire bottle of vodka and still function to some degree

Does posting here count as functioning?

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I don't believe you.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

from the majority of the posts being made- no

undoubtedly a sorority girl, don't you think Wayne?

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Id be with you if it was a .19 or .21 and even those are ridiculous but .34?


Just for reference, Mel Gibson was .12


But in looking for the Stern shows where they drank as much as they could and did the breathalyzer i found that Hank the Dwarf blew a .375

So maybe being as small as she is makes it possible

Agreed. A few years ago when I was at the peak of my game me and 4 friends sat in my basement and drank 3 fifths of Jack in about 7 hours and only had a pan of wings. It ended up being me and one of my friends in a unspoken contest because the other 3 weren't heavy drinkers. By the end of the night everyone was passed out except me (I won!). I was still functioning pretty good and because of the gift God gave me I didn't throw up or have a hangover the next day. I imagine my BAC was extremely high but because of adrenalin or because I just had it that day (a drinker probably knows what I mean) I was still able to function relatively well.

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GO BEARS!!!

Ahh competitive drinking. Twas an excellent pastime.

Whoa, bro, this chick reeks of Delta Zeta. I remember Parker Foley told us about the Iowa Chapter when she was at Illinois and said they were totally all into uber binge drinking. It's sick, bro. This chick we went to high school with, Stephanie Waumbach, was hot as fuck. She goes to UI and comes back like a beach ball. Fuck the Freshman 15, she gained the Freshman 500 bra. Scott Anders fucked her a few times...hot dog in a hallway bra. We gave him massive shit about it.

This chick looks kinda like Aimee Sales, from my old neighborhood. Her older brother was a total pothead but she was kinda smokin' hot until she started doin' drugs and meth and shit when she got to college. I think she lives in Michigan now. Fucked up, bro for realsies.

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totes

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We need to bring back our old friend, Rebecca Martinson to CuntPunt this broad

Ah, yeah, Rebecca Martinson. We chewed her up and spit her out how many months ago now?

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Not that many, but I mentioned this to two guys in my office and they had long forgotten it, even when I invoked "cuntpunt"

Internet 15 mins is like 20 seconds

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

The sad part about this is, this story will haunt her for the rest of her life. Hopefully she can make it in porn or reality television.

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Anniversary of Hank's death was yesterday

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