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Dallas Winston
 Post subject: Spring Breakers
PostPosted: Thu Sep 05, 2013 12:37 pm 
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What an awful, useless, waste of time. Yeah watching Vanessa Hudgens act slutty, do drugs, and make out with a chick is hot the first 2-3 times. The I remembered I have porn for that. If I would have known Harmony Pretentious directed it, I never would've rented it. His movies blow. They all try to be all so "shocking", but come of as bad parody. I turned it off 30 minutes in when i heard the same diologue verbatim for the third time. Skip this piece of shot IMHO!

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Dallas Winston wrote:
What an awful, useless, waste of time. Yeah watching Vanessa Hudgens act slutty, do drugs, and make out with a chick is hot the first 2-3 times. The I remembered I have porn for that. If I would have known Harmony Pretentious directed it, I never would've rented it. His movies blow. They all try to be all so "shocking", but come of as bad parody. I turned it off 30 minutes in when i heard the same diologue verbatim for the third time. Skip this piece of shot IMHO!


Gummo was good, so was Trash Humpers.
I didn't care for Spring Breakers much either.......

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Anyone remember that spring break movie with Malachi from Children of the Corn where his buddy Scottie helps three old guys score college pussy? Malachi nails a hot blonde named Kimber at the end. Now that's my kind of spring break flick!

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Dallas Winston wrote:
What an awful, useless, waste of time. Yeah watching Vanessa Hudgens act slutty, do drugs, and make out with a chick is hot the first 2-3 times.

You watched Spring Breakers four times?

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Curious Hair wrote:
Dallas Winston wrote:
What an awful, useless, waste of time. Yeah watching Vanessa Hudgens act slutty, do drugs, and make out with a chick is hot the first 2-3 times.

You watched Spring Breakers four times?


:lol: No. She does this 2-3 times in the first half hour!

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Why would one even attempt to watch this "film"?

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 Post subject: Re: Spring Breakers
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Why would one even attempt to watch this "film"?

I don't know but if you don't start posting more, I'm gonna seriously consider leaving for good.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Krazy Ivan wrote:
Why would one even attempt to watch this "film"?

I don't know but if you don't start posting more, I'm gonna seriously consider leaving for good.


I'll try...

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Dallas Winston wrote:
What an awful, useless, waste of time. Yeah watching Vanessa Hudgens act slutty, do drugs, and make out with a chick is hot the first 2-3 times. The I remembered I have porn for that. If I would have known Harmony Pretentious directed it, I never would've rented it. His movies blow. They all try to be all so "shocking", but come of as bad parody. I turned it off 30 minutes in when i heard the same diologue verbatim for the third time. Skip this piece of shot IMHO!


i could've warned you, dallas. i'm on harmony korrine neighborhood watch. he's a cassavettes wanna-be and he fails miserably because he sucks at filmmaking.
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