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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

This guy is such a fucking douche bag.

Doesn't this clown have some dick to slurp down?

Fuckin' BernSTINE.

Forget to log in as Ike?

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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Am I Schmutzie now?

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Now if they could only get Ryan Seacrest to host!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Thanks for following. Enjoy your personal misery.

-Dan Bernstein

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Ass

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

What kind of phrase is "Steve's Ass"?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

This is why I could never get into Homeland. I sat through The Blair Witch Project once, thanks.

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that motion was you sitting half a country away jacking off to all the black linemen, douchestein.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Ten Foot Assbag chimed in to show Danny that he knows Shakespeare and "gets" the "bit".

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Laurence started laughing as soon as he read "In".

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

I don't even get the "bit". I know I've said this before but Dan should love the concept of fantasy football. You get to pick which of the biggest, blackest, but ultimately disposable studs you are going to own and control for the year. If one of those studs turns out to be not so studly, or suffers a Very Serious Concussion, you can drop their ass like a bad habit and pick a new one up from the reserve stud pile. Only the best teams win so there is no need to deal with an unpalatable underdog coming in and spoiling the fun. What's not to love about that?

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I suppose the fact that it's fundamentally stupid.

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what is the text version of laurence's obnoxious fake laugh?

And kinda . Seems like it's mostly an excuse for dudes to text/email/talk to certain other dudes almost daily during the season.

Cousin Sal sounded despondent about being kicked out of their FF league on Bill Simmons' podcast yesterday. That was awesome.
Dude's funny, esp his Sports Guy fake phone calls, but it seemed like as a chronic prankster/smart-ass, he wasn't at all happy about the flavor of his own medicine.

Best NBC camera-work from last night's game:

http://bustedcoverage.com/2013/09/05/br ... nbc-video/

So is John Hamm back in?

They kick out one guy every year right?

Yeah, Hamm's proxy was in the room for the draft and was 1 of the 4 votes to shit-can Cousin Sal. Who won/lost 4-3 to some guy named Elliott. Wonder if the proxy texted Hamm to ask him who to vote to kick out. Course the other votes to boot Sal were guys who had previously been kicked out, as the rule allowing the previous season's winner to kick-out 1 person for the next year was Cousin Sal's idea about 5 seasons back.

The reason they took a vote was the guy who won last year and had earned the privilege of kicking out anyone he wanted had just had a baby and didn't want to do anything as mean as kick someone out, so he punted it to a group vote. Sal saw it coming after that, but hoped that the Elliott guy would at least tie him and then Sal'd win in a re-vote.

Cousin Sal's finest work was convincing Jeff Ross he wasnt getting kicked off Dancing with the Stars (Kimmel always has the person voted off that night and Sal produced and told Jeff, "its not you, dont worry")

The Bob call in bit is really wearing thing...this isn't funny, just hard to listen to and uncomfortable, he's so incoherent today and stammering...I'm throwing a fit at my desk waiting for him to spit out the words...

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GOB: "My God, what is this feeling?"
Michael: "Could it be love?"
GOB: "I know what an erection feels like, Michael. No, it's the opposite. It's... it's like my heart is getting hard."

@JeffRoss on DWTS. Cousin Sal's tendency/ability to pull pranks and break-balls non-stop probably kept him from being kicked out in a 1 person gambit by the prior season's winner (unless they were retiring from the league after that Sal-less season). Simmons was a whiny bitch about even getting 1 vote to be kicked out, I was thinking that would've been Cousin Sal's but he was worried about being kicked out and so did the strategic thing and voted for the other person most likely to be kicked out.

but hes so hilarious and witty. i thought matty had the laugh of the day when he brought up death wish 5, but then i found out it was a real movie and matt wasnt being funny at all.

all he had to do was say "hey bob, bob. bob. bob. i just watched death wish 6 and bronson was revengeful because he remembered back as a child in boyscouts it really wasnt a ring toss game. that movie came out in 1996".

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

1. Fantasy sports are a dorky but completely harmless diversion.

2. Fundamentally stupid things are fine when Dan likes them (see: Air and Water Show, Darren Rovell) and indicative of the decline of Western civilization when he doesn't.

3. Holy shit we're really discussing Cousin Sal like we all know him

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Well, his name is Cousin Sal.