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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 8:22 am 
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Your friends are real winners, Bryan.

I dont know that girl. That was Dan's post. I just responded because all cray bitches are the same.


And again, I have 500 "friends" on there. I pretty much keep all acquaintences on there for selfish reasons (to laugh at them and because you never know when you'll need "a guy" for something)


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PostPosted: Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:53 pm 
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Your friends are real winners, Bryan.

I dont know that girl. That was Dan's post. I just responded because all cray bitches are the same.


And again, I have 500 "friends" on there. I pretty much keep all acquaintences on there for selfish reasons (to laugh at them and because you never know when you'll need "a guy" for something)

I think that chick got beaten by WZ's psychobitch "friend".


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The suicidal guy who posts his weekly take-home pay from his job has decided to move and start a new life. I guess thats how you get less miserable?

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"I have so many friends on here and so little give a dang about what I post, interesting." 1:58 A.M.

Maybe that's because all you ever post are fucking recipes or complaints about not being able to sleep
because of your self-made trap life of a being a 'still-married yet seperated for over 2 years because you can't afford
a divorce lawyer and you still owe over $1K to the lawyer from your first divorce' piece of hunchback shit.

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Spencer Hawes is my top recommended page on facebook. :lol: :lol:

And he has 53,000 likes. :shock: :shock:

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can take whatever hand they wish and go find some site with AIDS-ridden porn chicks wearing glasses and do whatever they want with them. That's the closest you'll ever get to whatever kind of fantasy you're looking for.


That's too specific for there not to be more to that story.


:lol: :lol: :lol:
Yeah, there's a lot to love in that post.

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No one has the power to hurt you quite like "friends" & family. Kicking you when you're clearly already down & telling you to stop crying as they continue kicking you over and over!

Fuckers!


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No one has the power to hurt you quite like "friends" & family. Kicking you when you're clearly already down & telling you to stop crying as they continue kicking you over and over!

Fuckers!

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Fuckin' Jecht...

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more from my new favorite psychotic fb friend.

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Today was not good. I was selfish, and all my endeavors to make things work out for me came to naught. I only made myself look stupid, as usual. Nothing ever works out, I wish I could just stop hoping and stop trying. Who am I trying to kid? I didn't take the girls to the pool and instead cleaned the house and did laundry. Made a nice dinner. But I should have taken them to the pool.


i think this is starting to rival "missed connections" on craigslist. which i've been meaning to revisit lately. it's been too long.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 6:49 am 
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this woman is a goldmine. i almost wish this was in the shoutout section.

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Right now I am the walking dead. A bruised and bleeding thing that want to feel love once more before they die. I grasp at anyone who walks by and plead with them to help me, but they push me to the ground in disgust. That is what I am today.


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This is a warning. From now on no Male who sends me a message will not have that message posted on my wall in it's entirety (name omitted). Since I have personally chosen to sacrifice myself upon the spiky Altar of Privacy, and have arisen unmarred, I will leave someone else's body there impaled upon my Red Flag.

"She shines
In a world full of ugliness
She matters when everything is meaningless...
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She tries to get away
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I heard this song when I was out jogging yesterday and the first part made me think of you. I know you don't think about me anymore."


I know what I'm doing today!

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I don't really mean this now. Anyone can message me if they want. I don't care.


Oh. :(

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Here's the lovely message I received this morning. Judge for yourself.

"What delusion and self-martyrdom. You are the worst enemy to your self-image. Its no one else's fault. This is probably a bad idea, but I type in hope that I may offer some helpful perspective, as I relate to the distortion of self. Its understandable when a spouse's neglect leads you to feel frustrated, and unattractiv...e. But its been obvious there is a much deeper issue afoot, from before we communicated.

HONESTLY, I am not romantically interested in you BECAUSE, even before we messaged, it was rather apparent that you are not in the healthiest emotional state... you come off much too desperate and volatile.

I assume from the moment a strange married woman sends me a friend request, she is dissatisfied in her marriage. Your pics were cute and you seemed intelligent (although I know from much online dating experience, it is best to reserve all judgement until you know someone in person- even a GREAT online connection can turn out quite the opposite in person). I wouldnt have accepted otherwise.

But I am afraid you ARE 'doing this wrong,' as in you are not being totally honest with yourself, and dont seem to know what it is you really want. You are trying too hard, because you feel desperate. But naturally, this scares people away. A needy person is more vulnerable and easily hurt, so it scares others away, from their own pre-guilt. It isnt that you are 'ugly,' but rather because no decent person wants to hurt or be hurt by someone wounded and angry, and especially when there are other lives to consider being intimately affected.

So consider how your situation looks to a guy you dont know on the web. It is so unfortunate that few of us find ideal marriages. . So I am a choosy beggar. I dont have much to bargain with, but I will avoid compromising again. Lashing out at strangers who politely reject advances, is a sign of very low esteem. And THATS the problem. But its best to maintain a little grace. As I am sure you are aware, you have to be ok with yourself first, before expecting someone else to be."


No that wasn't from me. I guess it's not making me a better person for posting this on a message board...this woman clearly needs help and actually that FB message was quite sensible. But I think it's too hilarious not to share here.


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PostPosted: Fri Sep 13, 2013 8:01 am 
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One of my drama filled relatives has a new BF. Im expecting some gems over the next couple of months.

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A man, posted on his facebook page, a picture of his wife from behind with the caption "Damn, I love date night".

He seems to basically be telling all of his facebook friends to think naughty things about his wife. Strange.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 8:30 am 
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Boilermaker Rick wrote:
A man, posted on his facebook page, a picture of his wife from behind with the caption "Damn, I love date night".

He seems to basically be telling all of his facebook friends to think naughty things about his wife. Strange.

Very strange.

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PostPosted: Fri Sep 20, 2013 9:57 am 
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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
Boilermaker Rick wrote:
A man, posted on his facebook page, a picture of his wife from behind with the caption "Damn, I love date night".

He seems to basically be telling all of his facebook friends to think naughty things about his wife. Strange.

Very strange.



Similar to the guy that posted here about giving his wife a facial.

Very strange indeed.

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Similar to the guy that posted here about giving his wife a facial.

Very strange indeed.

Somebody did that? Who?

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Similar to the guy that posted here about giving his wife a facial.

Very strange indeed.

Somebody did that? Who?


Unfortunately that happened.

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Picture of decently attractive girl's face and these are the comments


Guy looking to get laid Jenny, for the last few years I have admired your honesty, sense of humor and zeal for life. You are working mom and do you best to treat people like you want to be treated. The beauty of this photos is, it represents not only the outer but inner beauty. Happy Thursday!!!!
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Guy looking to get laid Am having a rough day and felt the need to say something nice to someone. Cheers, you are it!
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Girl: @Guy who's looking to get laid, that is the nicest thing I've ever heard!
about an hour ago · Like · 1



I like this guy's game AND his balls. Do women actually believe this shit? He was having a bad day?


This dude has been planning this for years.


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Gunshots near capitol hill. White House on lockdown. Let's see what the liberal media does with this.
1 Like So Far.

The guy who posted it is 100% serious too.

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It goes back to something my guy Jason George Grady Goff said on the air: You shouldn't have to kiss ass to get ass.

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I'm going to need more female Facebookers to tell us how much they really like the Fall and pumpkin spice lattes.


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
It goes back to something my guy Jason George Grady Goff said on the air: You shouldn't have to kiss ass to get ass.

FWIW, it's a black guy trying to hook up with a thick white girl


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You shouldn't have to kiss ass to get ass.
You shouldn't, but a lot of times even just a little bit of ass kissing can make getting ass a lot easier.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
You shouldn't have to kiss ass to get ass.
You shouldn't, but a lot of times even just a little bit of ass kissing can make getting ass a lot easier.


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"Note To Self... Don't get food from Place X again"

I don't think you know what "Note To Self" means.

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And that's how it's done. No doubter, no bat flip, no standing and watching. Class. #thecardinalway #takenotespuig

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And that's how it's done. No doubter, no bat flip, no standing and watching. Class. #thecardinalway #takenotespuig

:oops: :roll: :roll:

Cardinal way goes right into a brick wall


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And that's how it's done. No doubter, no bat flip, no standing and watching. Class. #thecardinalway #takenotespuig

:oops: :roll: :roll:

Cardinal way goes right into a brick wall
Shouldn't it go right into the back of a tow truck?

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So that post lead to some arguments as one can imagine and then this dimwit offers:

"LaRussa was a fantastic manager and even better person. "


He's too far gone.

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And that's how it's done. No doubter, no bat flip, no standing and watching. Class. #thecardinalway #takenotespuig

:oops: :roll: :roll:

Lipid sounds like a real dick...

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