Because he's in the NFL. He's tortured. He's no longer a scum of the Earth college coach.

I don't know where Terry is.

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This is maddening. He hates the gimmick offenses in college and instead "wants to see the best players play the best" but all of a sudden he likes Chip Kelly.

Also, Northwestern and the pro style offense they run!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Exactly. Imagine if Steve Alford were hired as an NBA coach.

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Dan was watching the Monday night game? Why?

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Because Chip Kelly is a great story. Duh.

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Isn't his story that he was about to get nuked for serious NCAA violations, so he got out of the college game? That story's not that great.

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just tuned in and it doesn't sound like they're complimenting Kelly...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Sounds more like the Eagles offense is a simple thing and Shanahan is a dope.

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Elections have consequences.

Dan certainly complimented him during transition.

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that's pretty much what they're saying.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Check it out. NASCAR chatter on WSCR.

i hear a taco bell commercial

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

theres no better radio then matty pissing off bernstein

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Does drinky have a brain tumor or something? His steep decline is seriously alarming.

Here's his latest contribution, on-air:

Uhhh, hey Dan, you're a bird expert, right?
Well, yah, we have had ornithological things at our home.
Yah, well, my wife just texted me a photo of a dead pigeon in my backyard.
Ok.
So what do I do with it?
Shovel.
I mean, is there somebody I can call?
No, get a shovel and remove it.
I was just kidding, I can do that. Should I put it in my neighbor's backyard for the fox that lives underneath his deck or toss it towards the condos?
Put it in the trashcan, never feed wild animals.
Well, I wouldn't be intentionally feeding the fox. And, well, I don't want to put it in the trashcan because I just had that maggot issue a couple of weeks ago.

Brutal. And this was right after he started barfing out stats about how only two RBs went over 100 yards, yet the Manning boys threw for over 900....COMBINED!!!! All I could think about is how they would mock a caller who would have tried to contribute a ridiculous stat like that.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO /sounddrop

Should have ended right here following uncomfortable silence.

Also, since when is Dan a bird expert?

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And Matt is wrong. Only one RB had 100. A QB is the other one.

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Hub doesn't watch the NBA because they don't play enough defense! GET HIM!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Hub just said the last 2 minutes of the NBA are all that matter! GET HIM!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Look, boys, heh heh, I just think they try harder in the college game, heh. You can tell by the pained facial expressions that they're really trying out there, heh heh. Five of my favorite teams ever are Michigan, Gonzaga, Marquette, DePaul, and the Fab Five.

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I mean, if these guys are going to hurry up the way the Eagles want to, hehehehehehehehe, guys are, hehehehehehe, going to take a dive to slow it down hehehehehehehe.

And I did the Giants game the other night. I was there. And, hehehehehe, I'm not supposed to say anything I hear, hehehehehe, well I'll get in trouble, hehehehehehehe, I'll tell you this one time, hehehehehehehehehehe. This guy was on Queer Street. Hehehehehehehehehe.

I cannot wait until the station can shake the stink that is Hub Arkush, and hubarkush.com, off of them and we can hear the spineless bastards rip on him (again).

Wheeeeeze, hehehehehehehe. Snicker. Smarm.