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Where do you believe people go when they die?
1. Heaven 18%  18%  [ 4 ]
2. Hell 9%  9%  [ 2 ]
3. Purgatory 0%  0%  [ 0 ]
4. Non-existence 59%  59%  [ 13 ]
5. Reincarnation 5%  5%  [ 1 ]
6. Somewhere else 9%  9%  [ 2 ]
Total votes : 22
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 Post subject: The Afterlife
PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 8:14 pm 
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Where do you believe people go after they die?

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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In the afterlife you could be headed for the serious strife
Now you make the scene all day
But tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
People listen attentively I mean about future calamity
I used to think the idea was obsolete
Until I heard the old man stamping his feet

This is a place where eternally
Fire is applied to the body
Teeth are extruded and bones are ground
Then baked into cakes which are passed around

Beauty, talent, fame, money, refinement
Top skill and brain
But all the things you try to hide
Will be revealed on the other side

Now the D and the A and the M
And the N and the A and the T and the I O N
Lose your face, lose your name
Then get fitted for a suit of flame

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Nowhere. Thats it.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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1. the ground
2. an urn
3. with the fishes

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to get through this thing called life. Electric word, life. It means forever and that's a mighty long time. But I'm here to tell you there's something else - the afterworld. A world of never-ending happiness. You can always see the sun, day or night. So when you call up that shrink in Beverly Hills, you know the one, Dr. Everything'll-Be-All-right, instead of asking him how much of your time is left, ask him how much of your mind, baby. 'Cause in this life, things are much harder than in the afterworld. This life you're on your own. And if de-elevator tries to bring you down, go crazy - punch a higher floor.

Also, when you're dead, you're dead.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Here is how I picture heaven:

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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I'm upset you didn't put zombie/undead as an option.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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When I die and they lay me to rest
Gonna go to the place that's the best
When I lay me down to die
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
Goin' up to the spirit in the sky
That's where I'm gonna go when I die
When I die and they lay me to rest
I'm gonna go to the place that's the best.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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What does it matter to you?
When you have a job to do
you got to do it well
you got to give the other fella a hand

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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There ain't no grave can hold my body down
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground
Ain't no grave can hold my body down

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Heartbeat,I'm looking for a heartbeat!

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

Well my goodness gracious let me tell you the news
My head's been wet with the midnight dew
I've been down on bended knee talkin' to the man from Galilee
He spoke to me in the voice so sweet
I thought I heard the shuffle of the angel's feet
He called my name and my heart stood still
When he said, "John go do My will!"

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut 'em down

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Well you may throw your rock and hide your hand
Workin' in the dark against your fellow man
But as sure as God made black and white
What's done in the dark will be brought to the light

You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down

Go tell that long tongue liar
Go and tell that midnight rider
Tell the rambler, the gambler, the back biter
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down
Tell 'em that God's gonna cut you down

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Here is how I picture heaven:

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Right on, james. You could do a heck of a lot worse.

(Now that you mention it, when they reopened after the flood last spring,they repainted everything a bright white which, under the fluorescent lights and a compromised state of lucidity, could be described as otherworldly. Plus, if you've ever been more than 20 deep in line, you know that they take all comers.)

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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I don't know. Why don't you go check it out for us :twisted: Then come back as Don Tiny's super ego.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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I don't know. Why don't you go check it out for us :twisted: Then come back as Don Tiny's super ego.


DT might be very disappointed in the 1st Easter after his death.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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I don't know... this thing reads like stereo instructions.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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There ain't no grave can hold my body down
There ain't no grave can hold my body down
When I hear that trumpet sound I'm gonna rise right out of the ground
Ain't no grave can hold my body down


Have you heard the Scott Lucas and the Married Men rendition of this? Worth the listen.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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When I die, fuck it, I want to go to hell. Because I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fucking tell.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Nas wrote:
Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven.

It just means your life is Hell.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Nas wrote:
Working 60 hours has nothing to do with going to heaven.


Religion in many ways created civilization. Civilization has a foundational purpose and our culture drives that it must be maintained and progress at all costs and cannot be abandoned. As a result, our culture has resulted in hierarchy where those in the bottom tiers have to work harder to keep civilization progressing.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven.



BOOOOORING YOURE BORING ME

i dont believe in a heaven either but i do know when i die i will live in eternity riding hogs and bangin bitches.

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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IkeSouth wrote:
Crystal Lake Hoffy wrote:
There is no afterlife. Its another construct humans have invented to get over the horrid fear we face being aware of our impending death. While it has had its benefits, leading to civilization as we know it, it also has its drawbacks as we are willing to be good peasants working 60+ hours a week knowing that some day we will be up in Heaven.



BOOOOORING YOURE BORING ME

i dont believe in a heaven either but i do know when i die i will live in eternity riding hogs and bangin bitches.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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i'll see you all at milliway's. we'll enjoy a pan galactic gargle blaster.


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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Mini Ditka has to run out off these poll questions are some point, right?

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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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Stairway To Heaven
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 Post subject: Re: The Afterlife
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I like to imagine Heaven as a place where the only people who get in are the ones who were unaccepting of gay marriage. Anyone who accepts their lifestyle is immediately sent to hell to suffer in eternity. Anyone who spent their life being a warrior for God and fighting to restrict gay marriage and tell people that they are wrong for it immediately gets in and is welcomed by Jesus himself and commended for the help in the most important battle in human existence.

Yeah, that makes perfect sense.

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