I believe in an afterlife. I also believe Hoffy copies his thoughts from the back of a cereal box.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm not aware of too many things
I know what I know if you know what I mean

Philosophy is the talk on a cereal box
Religion is the smile on a dog


gd channels his/her inner Suzanne Vega

Whoever invented hell really didn't think it through. So let me get this straight... the devil... the worst person in the world... the polar opposite of God... is going to punish me for eternity on god's behalf because I'm bad? If I rape and murder, the devil should get me a private jet, fly me in and treat me like a king for the rest of eternity.

The devil isn't really the polar opposite of God.

He hates God for making humans and is really just a freedom fighter for angels.

He's like the George Washington of angels.

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Same with getting virgins in heaven. Makes no sense. Where are these extra virgins coming from? Is that god killing innocent virgin children so people who go to heaven have multiple chicks to bang for the rest of eternity? That's fucked up.

He hates god, but agrees to punish bad people on his behalf? No makey sense to me.

He's mad at his dad.

He hates humans for stealing God's love from the angels.

Fuck man, watch Dogma or Supernatural. They'll tell you everything you need to know about this stuff.

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The concept of living for eternity is hellish, if you think it through. A million years -a period of time unimaginably long to a person- is nothing compared with eternity. An eternal life can't have any point, purpose, or meaning, and every conceivable thing would become unbearably mundane well short of eternity.


I couldn't even enjoy bitching about commercials for more than a few billion years, tops.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

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He's mad at his dad, but agrees to punish all of the other's who strayed from God? Still doesn't make sense. I am reading the bible. It's not helping at all. It's making it worse.

I dont think the Devil is punishing you per se. I think Hell is the punishment and the Devil is just there because God cast him down. He only runs the place because he is the biggest and the baddest.

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Goddammit.

The devil is trapped in a cage in hell with the archangel Michael.

A sly British chap has declared himself the King of Hell.

He waged war on Heaven and had all the angels expelled and brought to Earth.

All caught up now?

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Someone in the know should really clear this up so we can all have adequate information to decide whether or not we want to rape and kill.

I sweat so bad that just the temperature of Hell is enough to stop me. If Hell was cold, there would be a lot more killin.

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If the devil is trapped in a cage, how does he tempt the living?

I'm not in the musical hipster group on this board, but I believe that was Eddie Brickell and New Bohemians...not The New Bohemians mind you. I hated that song and hated it more when I saw the woman sing. She looks like she would have a jungle of pubic hair from the knees to the bellybutton.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I love the fact that when God wanted to punish Loki and Bartleby, he sent them to Milwaukee for eternity.

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Now you're speaking my language.

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Aaaaap. Correct and clearly neither am I. Same musical timeframe. Coulda tossed out 10,000 Maniacs reference from the same era and I would have to research who sang what.