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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:28 am 
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its tuesday, aint got much to do for work, and its too hot to do shit to do. so...
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:43 am 
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Keeping Score wrote:
I just want the guys that read the newspaper in the bathroom, to admit that they like to wallow in the smell of their own shit.

I'm guessing less than 5% do a courtesy flush.

I do this also, when was this discussed?

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:52 am 
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I just want the guys that read the newspaper in the bathroom, to admit that they like to wallow in the smell of their own shit.

I'm guessing less than 5% do a courtesy flush.

I do this also, when was this discussed?



Just now. I took a mean, smelly one, and it got me wondering how people stay in there.

Flush the damn toilet then, there is no better place to read than on the shitter.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 11:55 am 
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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 1:09 pm 
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Eat some fruit instead of gourging yourself on cheese curds and beer and your shit doesn't stink.

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I would recommend drinking a few pints of a hearty imperial stout so you can truly bask in your own glory the following day.

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Urlacher's missing neck wrote:
I would recommend drinking a few pints of a hearty imperial stout so you can truly bask in your own glory the following day.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

I am fairly certain that Lord Calvert and that are about the same thing.

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Keeping Score wrote:
I just want the guys that read the newspaper in the bathroom, to admit that they like to wallow in the smell of their own shit.

I'm guessing less than 5% do a courtesy flush.


Not only do I employ the courtesy flush, I light a match or two.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 2:38 pm 
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I don't think this is what Ike had in mind.

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I don't think this is what Ike had in mind.

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I don't either, damn KS.

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good dolphin wrote:
Eat some fruit instead of gourging yourself on cheese curds and beer and your shit doesn't stink.


thank you. its funny, growing up i always hated people who's "shit doesn't stink" but now that im partially mature i realize your shit really isnt supposed to stink if youre eating right. i mean, its not something you would want to shove back down your throat, but it shouldnt make you hurry up the bathroom visit either. ironically though, proper bowel movements mean you wont stay in the bathroom that long to begin with, unless you have children.

the more you know...

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:24 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
Eat some fruit instead of gourging yourself on cheese curds and beer and your shit doesn't stink.

That's really not true. The smell is a result of the bacteria that exist inside the stomach and intestine.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 6:27 pm 
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Yeah because a lot of green plants (broccoli, green beans) stink like hell when passing.

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Yeah because a lot of green plants (broccoli, green beans) stink like hell when passing.


Asparagus.

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PostPosted: Tue Sep 10, 2013 9:11 pm 
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no because if your digestive system is working properly it does a good job breaking stuff down, resulting in very little gas or foul smell. if greens make you stink its because you never eat them and are just trying to prove a point illogically.

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i did what she did today

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no because if your digestive system is working properly it does a good job breaking stuff down, resulting in very little gas or foul smell. if greens make you stink its because you never eat them and are just trying to prove a point illogically.


That's one opinion.

The other school of thought regarding asparagus’ odoriferous effects on urination is that the DNA code-associated nasal receptors that detect the specific compounds created by asparagus urine only exist in some people. In this case, all humans produce funny-smelling pee after ingesting asparagus, but only certain individuals with a particularly sharp sense of smell can (unfortunately) detect the odor. In other words, while all of us have the ability to produce volatile-smelling urine, only some of us have keen enough noses to suffer from the results.

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IkeSouth wrote:
no because if your digestive system is working properly it does a good job breaking stuff down, resulting in very little gas or foul smell. if greens make you stink its because you never eat them and are just trying to prove a point illogically.


That's one opinion.

The other school of thought regarding asparagus’ odoriferous effects on urination is that the DNA code-associated nasal receptors that detect the specific compounds created by asparagus urine only exist in some people. In this case, all humans produce funny-smelling pee after ingesting asparagus, but only certain individuals with a particularly sharp sense of smell can (unfortunately) detect the odor. In other words, while all of us have the ability to produce volatile-smelling urine, only some of us have keen enough noses to suffer from the results.


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YOU SHUT UP!!!!

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Terry's Peeps wrote:
YOU SHUT UP!!!!



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you cant eat some good food and expect it to cancel out the shit you ate. plus if you havent changed your diet in months or years, it takes months to adapt to healthy food

60% of your diet should be vegtables. at least half of them raw (salads). the rest is 25% chicken/fish and the last bit is for fruit and dairy (unless you dont want the dairy, then eat more veggies.)

thats my diet and thats what everyone should do because i think so.

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Chus wrote:
Asparagus.


Familiar with the Babe Ruth quote? When asked if he'd care for some asparagus, he declined and stated "It makes my urine smell." :oops:

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i still feel high from yesterday. well i woke up at 4am and i couldnt get back to sleep so i smoked another bowl.

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holy shit guys. i found a bag in my drawer and i dont remember where it came from. it had this huge nug in it, and its fruity as fuck. i dont remember having this. it must have been something else thats cured into this. you know when youre sober and you chug half a 5th of vodka? you feel youreself gettin more fucked up by the second. dexter actually seems cool hahaha what a douchebag fuckin show just like all the others im waiting to see someone turn into a warewolf.

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