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jimmypasta

Post subject: Any new jokes?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:21 pm

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What's the difference between an angry John Travolta and a happy one?

Angry John has an ax to grind.

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NSJ

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:27 pm

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That's hilarious.

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Hockey Gay

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 5:33 pm

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So a black family, a mexican family and a white family live in a...

nevermind

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GOIrishND

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Wed Sep 11, 2013 6:23 pm

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Are postgame press conferences themselves eligible?

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:12 pm

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what do you call a beauty queen with half an arm?

a hell of a lot of fun.

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Seacrest

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 2:13 pm

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Q.Bovifs wrote:

jimmypasta wrote:

What's the difference between an angry John Travolta and a happy one?

Angry John has an ax to grind.

i dont get it.

And the beat goes on.

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The victims are the American People and the Republic itself.

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Colonel Angus

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:07 pm

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immessedup17 wrote:

Jeff Samardzija

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:49 pm

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gf- if god were so great he would make cum taste like chocolate.
bf- god is great he made it taste like bleach so you remember to do the laundry.

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newper

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:42 pm

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I've always said dehumidifying is a tankless task.

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jimmypasta

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 3:24 am

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mmmmmm,burger...ironic,since it was a Musburger that put her on the pop culture map.

https://twitter.com/_KatherineWebb/stat ... 77/photo/1

anyone see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ABoLDOArMA

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Any new jokes?

Posted: Mon Sep 30, 2013 10:16 am

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jimmypasta wrote:

anyone see this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=pl ... ABoLDOArMA

honestly... gross! shes hot but that was a little disgusting. im definitely not george costanza

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