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PostPosted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:46 pm 
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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
I'd like to have a go at Yvonne Strahovski.

I think I could talk her into it.


I like to think that I'd be able to throw down a little Polish (not my little polish) to break the ice and that once given the chance she'd recognize all my qualities. In reality, maybe that would work with someone like Leelee Sobieski but it won't fly with Yvonne

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doug - evergreen park wrote:
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I would bet I could get an actress who appreciated the eccentric, like Parker Posey.


Huh...interesting choice, and believable.


doug, that made my day...wanna make out?

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My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!

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I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.


yeah...you may need 2.


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W_Z wrote:
The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.


yeah...you may need 2.

:lol:

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!


It makes me sad to hear that you have been married, let alone multiple times. I think of you as an eternal bachelor type, living the life and traveling the word for experiences that you can relay back to us schmucks.

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PostPosted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:17 am 
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good dolphin wrote:
Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:
My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!


It makes me sad to hear that you have been married, let alone multiple times. I think of you as an eternal bachelor type, living the life and traveling the word for experiences that you can relay back to us schmucks.


Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed in myself.

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Bagels wrote:
Joyce DeWitt

:lol:

I swear I was coming to write this one


Also, Victoria Jackson


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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:
I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.


Mary Dee?????

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:27 am 
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Seacrest wrote:
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I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.


Mary Dee?????

No, Sweet Dee is a character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I should have said Kaitlin Olson, which is the actress's name.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:27 am 
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Oh, I thought you were talking about Dee from What's Happening.

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PostPosted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:40 am 
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When I am able to secure my place in Elmhurst Steve's entourage the answer to this question will be "just about any".

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spmack wrote:
Oh, I thought you were talking about Dee from What's Happening.

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Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace


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I bet I could get Judge Judy to drop her gavel.

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Spaulding wrote:
Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace


Don't sell yourself short. Grace would be your slump buster. As would everybody on this board. Except for me, of course. 8)


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Beardown wrote:
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Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace


Don't sell yourself short. Grace would be your slump buster. As would everybody on this board.

Don't speak for me.

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Just saying...I wouldn't be anyone's slumpbuster.

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Oh I thought you were taking another opportunity to tell me how much you don't like me.


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Spaulding wrote:
Oh I thought you were taking another opportunity to tell me how much you don't like me.

Nah, we're past all that silliness.

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