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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:46 pm

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:

I'd like to have a go at Yvonne Strahovski.

I think I could talk her into it.

I like to think that I'd be able to throw down a little Polish (not my little polish) to break the ice and that once given the chance she'd recognize all my qualities. In reality, maybe that would work with someone like Leelee Sobieski but it won't fly with Yvonne

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:46 pm

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doug - evergreen park wrote:

good dolphin wrote:

I would bet I could get an actress who appreciated the eccentric, like Parker Posey.

Huh...interesting choice, and believable.

doug, that made my day...wanna make out?

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Rod

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:54 pm

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My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!

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Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:45 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:53 pm

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I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

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W_Z

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:56 pm

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

yeah...you may need 2.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:59 pm

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W_Z wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

yeah...you may need 2.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:10 am

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Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!

It makes me sad to hear that you have been married, let alone multiple times. I think of you as an eternal bachelor type, living the life and traveling the word for experiences that you can relay back to us schmucks.

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Rod

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 8:17 am

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good dolphin wrote:

Joe Orr Road Rod wrote:

My favorite Playboy Playmate of all-time was Victoria Cooke. I didn't figure I'd ever have a shot to bag her, but my first wife was a reasonable enough facsimile. What a mistake that was!

Yeah, I know. I'm disappointed in myself.

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Posted: Fri Aug 16, 2013 9:06 am

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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:47 am

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Marla Gibbs.

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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:54 am

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Bagels wrote:

Joyce DeWitt

I swear I was coming to write this one

Also, Victoria Jackson

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Seacrest

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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:20 am

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The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

Mary Dee?????

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:27 am

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Seacrest wrote:

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I'm pretty sure I could bag Sweet Dee if I wanted to.

Mary Dee?????

No, Sweet Dee is a character on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I should have said Kaitlin Olson, which is the actress's name.

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spmack

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:27 am

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Oh, I thought you were talking about Dee from What's Happening.

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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:39 am

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:40 am

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No sir.

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Brick

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:53 am

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When I am able to secure my place in Elmhurst Steve's entourage the answer to this question will be "just about any".

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Bagels

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 10:56 am

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spmack wrote:

Oh, I thought you were talking about Dee from What's Happening.

every time she asked Rog for a quarter i wanted to kick her ass

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:05 pm

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Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace

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Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:11 pm

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Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:14 pm

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Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 4:52 pm

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I bet I could get Judge Judy to drop her gavel.

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Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Wed Sep 18, 2013 9:54 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace

Don't sell yourself short. Grace would be your slump buster. As would everybody on this board. Except for me, of course.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 8:25 am

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Beardown wrote:

Spaulding wrote:

Patrick Kane or slumping Mark Grace

Don't sell yourself short. Grace would be your slump buster. As would everybody on this board.

Don't speak for me.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:22 pm

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Can't resist can you?

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:29 pm

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Just saying...I wouldn't be anyone's slumpbuster.

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Spaulding

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:36 pm

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Oh I thought you were taking another opportunity to tell me how much you don't like me.

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The Original Kid Cairo

Post subject: Re: What celeb do you think would reasonably have sex with y

Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:37 pm

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Spaulding wrote:

Oh I thought you were taking another opportunity to tell me how much you don't like me.

Nah, we're past all that silliness.

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Posted: Thu Sep 19, 2013 1:58 pm

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