Curious Hair that this is a bullshit message board without a search function and it's intent is to flay the flabby jowls and bowels of Sir, DANNYMACK and Grimace, not a McSweeney's audition. Seriously dude, don't you ever get exhausted from flaunting your English degree or whatever and being the smartest guy on a message board dedicated to finding out just how tall Dan Bernstein is?

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

This should be used as a general response template forever.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

You could have also addressed this to:

Seacrest
good dolphin
me
BRick
Ugie*

Seriously though .... are you pissed because you don't know more than 75 words while some of us actually have a grasp of the language? I mean, don't think too long .... your favorite episode of "Ow, My Balls" is on soon.


(*-or whoever he's currently plagiarising)

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

oooo...what did I miss??

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Yup, pretty much anyone but Frank can be guilty of coming off too intellectual on here.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

If you want Curious Hair to read this though you may want to put something in the title about college football or Jerry Reinsdorf.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Dont disparage the good name of Curious Hair just because he doesnt misspell words or type ur and wht.

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Or have me post it.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Say something nice about catholics.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

I've stolen your Shaw quote and use it quite frequently.

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I wasn't even really ripping on CH, I was merely asking what the point was in publishing here.

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Just chillin' like Garret Quillin.

OWN IT.

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Not so popular now, are you, Dr. Ken?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Me no use words good.

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You know me like that.

Somebody tell CH about this thread. I need some afternoon entertainment.

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You know me like that.

Ill-.... oh, nevermind.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Execraters are going to execrate.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

A very special episode of "Ow,my balls" on NBC.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

A very good show and reminds one of 1980s San Diego Chargers' football and AFC football.

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You know me like that.

You saying Air Coryel was "nuts"?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Curious Hair probably only watches the original BBC version, Bollocks, My Bollocks!

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

That was funny when John Cleese took one in the nuts weekly.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

The good Dr. doesn't deserve to get listed amongst the riff-raff, even the more noble riff-raff, as though he were mere chaffe like the rest of us.

We shouldn't even use his name directly, you know, in sort of a 'Yahweh' sort of way ... maybe like DrKnNswtr, or DKN .... nah, that looks way too Korean.

He was considered, though. That's how Ugie made the cut. Sorry. For everything.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Curious Hair watches "Do, Shut Up" for sure.

I think that's one nut weekly.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

You know he's got the first 3 seasons of Love Me Britches, Where's Me Knickers? on DVD.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

The nude scene between Dame Judi Dench & Arthur Treacher was disturbing.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."