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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:22 pm

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andyROONEY wrote:

tmurf423 wrote:

Great, Rooney likes the only sport that nobody cares about. why don't you try moving to canada and talking to somebody who cares. You a Bears fan? Cubs? Sox?Bulls? Shuffle Board?

Stink, here is my point about tmruf. He is a fucking idiot. hockey is one of the greatest, most pure sports in the world and he declares that nobody cares for it. Can we all admit this guy is a horrible poster now?

I understand your point Rooney. All I'm saying is that if you truly feel that way about the sport, then don't be a stranger in sharing your hockey thoughts, and not just regurgitating Allan Muir's.

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:22 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

I'm sure the woman on this board are smart enough to know that I am speaking of the majority of women when i say these things. That post sure did look like a cut and paste but i guess i can only assume.

You're speaking of the MAJORITY???? So that makes it all right to say it???

GMAFB you tool!!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:24 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

GMAFB you tool!!

What does GMAFB stand for and does it involve a part of your anatomy?

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:25 pm

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Nobody cares what simple minded texans think either toots

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:26 pm

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Kid Cairo wrote:

Houston Homer wrote:

GMAFB you tool!!

What does GMAFB stand for and does it involve a part of your anatomy?

Give me a f------ break. :wink:

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Frank Barone

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:28 pm

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GMAFB = Give me a f***ing break

Tool = A**hole, loser, poser

Toolbox = Several tools in one place

Toolshed = Many tools in one place

This thread is becoming a toolbox

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:30 pm

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Rooney's a tool shed all by himself

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HappyHour Jason

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:30 pm

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Stink- are you Rooney??? :shock:

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Houston Homer

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:31 pm

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Well I'm logging off now. I must get dinner on the table for my husband or he'll be upset with me, and then he'd be upset when I was gossiping on the phone with my girl friends during the ball game instead of getting him cold beers. And I just live to please his every need...well that and to talk with all my girl friends and find out what's going on in everybody's life. Oh, and then I have to iron his clothes for tomorrow, and make his lunch and massage his shoulders while he watches Sportscenter. I don't even know what they're talking about on that show, so I just sing nice little songs in my head as I please my man.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Frank Barone wrote:

GMAFB = Give me a f***ing break

Tool = A**hole, loser, poser

Toolbox = Several tools in one place

Toolshed = Many tools in one place

This thread is becoming a toolbox

Who else are tools other than tmurf423?

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Stinkfinger The Crow

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:34 pm

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HappyHour Jason wrote:

Stink- are you Rooney??? :shock:

I don't have enough for ONE personality, let alone multiple ones.

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Darren - Tinley Park

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:34 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

HH, will you leave your husband and marry me :wink:

? Just kidding.

Tmurf, those remarks weren't necessary. Just leave it at that.

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Frank Barone

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:35 pm

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ROONEY is acting very toolish as well.

Maybe ROONEY and tmurf423 = MATCH

Then we'd be back to just one tool.

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:36 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

And cut the lawn while you're at it. In a bikini.

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Houston Homer

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Darren - Tinley Park wrote:

Houston Homer wrote:

HH, will you leave your husband and marry me :wink:

? Just kidding.

Tmurf, those remarks weren't necessary. Just leave it at that.

Sorry...I love Mr. Homer. And the scene in our house is more like him getting MY beer while I watch PTI & Sportscenter. He's a keeper!

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:38 pm

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Houston Homer wrote:

Darren - Tinley Park wrote:

Houston Homer wrote:

HH, will you leave your husband and marry me :wink:

? Just kidding.

Tmurf, those remarks weren't necessary. Just leave it at that.

Sorry...I love Mr. Homer. And the scene in our house is more like him getting MY beer while I watch PTI & Sportscenter. He's a keeper!

Is he wearing a bikini?

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:39 pm

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no he has his butt plug in

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:40 pm

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What the hell happened while I was gone?
Yall just went crazy, and lost your High Life.

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The Original Kid Cairo

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:41 pm

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tmurf423 wrote:

no he has his butt plug in

Judging from your posts in this thread I'd say maybe Rooney was right.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:47 pm

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Who would have ever thought anyone would be rooting for Rooney in an argument? :lol:

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Mr. Reason

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:50 pm

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Oh, this is rich. Keep it going. I need some more afternoon entertainment. My wife just finished re-roofing the shed, while wearing a bikini. I am bored now.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:51 pm

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Baku wrote:

Who would have ever thought anyone would be rooting for Rooney in an argument? :lol:

Not me. Am I rooting? I don't know. Help.
I need some bud.

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Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Bagels

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:52 pm

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Darkside wrote:

I need some bud.

Now that's the most sensible thing I've heard all day

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:53 pm

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Baku wrote:

Darkside wrote:

I need some bud.

Now that's the most sensible thing I've heard all day

Yes. it's the most sinsemilla thing I've smoked all day.

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 4:57 pm

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Mr. Reason wrote:

Oh, this is rich. Keep it going. I need some more afternoon entertainment. My wife just finished re-roofing the shed, while wearing a bikini. I am bored now.

Well, how long has it been since the car was waxed?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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tmurf423

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:02 pm

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Tell her you want the hedges trimmed to but she has to wear tassles instead of a top.

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sportsfan

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:03 pm

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Fix your quote function, tmurph.

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Bulldog Scott

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:05 pm

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NSJ wrote:

Fix your quote function, tmurph.

you better post the link, too.

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Darkside

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Posted: Tue Aug 14, 2007 5:08 pm

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Andy, how do you feel about the current influx of illegals in this country? Should they be forced into serving in the Army as a current proposal, um, proposes? Also, will this affect the quality of dining on the west side? I'll hang up and listen to your answer.

PS, butt plugs are like so 70's. Maybe try some benwah balls. (or is it benoit balls?)

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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