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 Post subject: Lemon Desserts
PostPosted: Sat Sep 21, 2013 7:02 am 
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The pound cake shoutout thread brought this to mind. I was at a work party a couple weeks ago, and someone brought an iced Bundt cake that to all the world looked like a Louisiana Crunch Cake. I shamelessly cleaved myself a slab of it and prepared for a foodgasm...only to take a bite and discover it was actually a lemon cake. Lemon! What the fuck? Did this office party turn into a bridge club for 80-year-old spinsters when I wasn't looking?

People who like lemon desserts should be dropped out of an airplane.

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DENIED. Nothing like a nice lemon bar. Do you hate pumpkin things, too?

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80-year-old spinsters, the lot of you.

I love pumpkin-flavored things.

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You're out of your element Donny.

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 Post subject: Re: Lemon Desserts
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Lemon bars are amazing.

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Guys. Come on.

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Pro lemon.

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Think you have to roll by yourself on this one Dave. Long time lemon guy.

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I support you on this one Dave. But I'd also include pumpkin and apple based desserts so I'm sure I'm in the minority on this issue.
For the record: I don't hate any of the above...I just wouldn't choose them if offered alternatives.

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 Post subject: Re: Lemon Desserts
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You're killing me, Dave. Couldn't disagree more. As a chocolate hater, I find comfort in lemon confections.

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Generally not a big fan of lemon if there are other fruit flavors available, but I did try this lemon bar & mascarpone combo that was to die for.

The Lemon Chill and vodka @ Wrigley Field works for me too

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Yes, lemon desserts suck.


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 Post subject: Re: Lemon Desserts
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Yes, lemon desserts suck.


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 Post subject: Re: Lemon Desserts
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If life gives you lemons, please do not make them into a dessert.

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Lemon bars are great. A nice lemon cake with some white chocolate icing is very refreshing.

I even liked Don Lemon. I was the one.

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Is this in regards to all lemony desserts, or moreso "suprise" lemon desserts?

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I'm with Reason, KD, and Dave. Lemon desserts suck. I have no clue why so many are pretending otherwise in this thread.

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Try the Girl Scout Lemonade cookie, Dave. Your world will be blown.

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 Post subject: Re: Lemon Desserts
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Wife's home made lemon bars are a solid second round dessert draft pick, every time.

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Is this in regards to all lemony desserts, or moreso "suprise" lemon desserts?


Both, but the latter felt like getting spit on after taking a shot to the beanbag.

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I will allow for the possibility that a poorly-made lemon dessert would be rather gross. The tartness has to be just right.

For a while, Costco had these little lemon cakes covered in that serious confectioner's glaze or whatever, and man, they were so good.

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Ah, yes, these. Our Costcos don't seem to carry them anymore. Guess it's just big tubs of Madeleines for me.

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Outside of the Lemon Chill things sold at sox games, Lemons suck.

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The stronger the natural lemon flavor the better. Artificial lemon flavor is awful.


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Artificial watermelon, though, mmmmmmm.

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Lemon desserts are great. On the other hand, Lemon parties... not so much.


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