Fuck it, he makes jams.

I'm the J-O-E to the C ho
Call me Joe C got more game than Coleco
I'm a freak ho call me sick
Three foot nine with a ten foot dick
The ladies pick, I'm a crazy hick
And rake through kind like a bum through wine
It's my time so I'm gonna shine like glass
Old as piss, but small as ass
Watch me cash smoke some hash
You're raking grass while I'm raking cash
High-ass voice just like Aaron Neville
And I'm down with The Devil

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You better be under the influence of something, Kirkwood.

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Dammit.....I thought that he had announced his retirement.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

you are shittin in my mouth and callin it a sundae.

This man gets it.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

He released a statement that he feels he has grown up as a musician and would like the "Kid" dropped from his name. So he will be known as Rock going forward -- not The Rock, because that is already taken.

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If he never opened his mouth or appeared in public he would probably be tolerable.

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I liked "Bawitdaba" when I was 13 years old.

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Its a ripoff.
Do you also salivate over weird al?

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Why?

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That's right.

But kid rock is still sucky.

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awww hell no. He rhymes things with things in that shit sandwich of a cover song. The lyrics are bad country music bad. Just a collection of cliche garbage.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Dear god you couldn't be more correct.
Thank you for bringing sanity back to thiw godforrsaken shitstorm of a thread.

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DJ Premier makes jams
Brian Eno makes jams
Fuck....Neil Diamond makes jams


Kid Rock makes nothing but a case for abortion

Are you joking?

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Does he still have a cool midget in his posse?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Well he managed to steal two fuckin songs for that pile of garbage.

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I cant imagine keeping score doesn't know that it's werewolves of London & Sweet Home Alabama just combined

Zevons werewolves of london and skynrds sweet home alabama
I didn't say covers. Someone else did. I said ripoffs.

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Now I know you're fucking with me.

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Stop smoking crack.
First, when you have to steal not one but two huge classic songs instead of even minimal creativity to cut one shitty cliche ridden piece of sbit together it shows how hasbeenish and hacky you are.
Second, for gods sake kid rock tame a shower and wash your hair. You look like a skeeze.

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So you must then think every Rap and R&B artist for the past 20 years sucks then?
Rock and Roll Jesus(CD) has some good Southern Rock type stuff on it. I still find it funny that when white artists do "sampling" They are called thieves,this as well as Vanilla Ice. Yet Puff Daddy steals an entire song and it is called brilliant. Kid Rock has some real enjoyable stuff to listen too. Is he one of my top 10 no, but he does not bug me like other stuff.

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

Ok. That explains some of your music opinions then.

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Yeah, I read about that in Shit That Never Happened magazine.

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I honeslty have no clue what you're talking about.

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Maybe.

Kid Rock is a friendly Fred Durst. "All Summer Long" is ok, but that has nothing to do with him and everything to do with Warren Zevon.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Chaspoppcap is going to be hopping mad when someone points out that the folk music tradition is all about stealing from one another and not even having the courtesy to pay royalties, and that this is widely accepted.

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Your post made me think of the story of Iko Iko. Fascinating story if you ever have the time to read about it. There's a pretty damn good short version on wikipedia.

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