My balls sweat a lot. Some of you can relate. I know from experience.

Nothing soothes the dragon more than a healthy dusting of Gold Bond Medicated Powder on the scrotum. I liken it to smoking your first menthol cigarette as a 14-year old. It's just cool and minty.

How have you used this modern day elixir?

It is quite amazing.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Me not so much, Hawg Jr. uses it so much I'm thinking I should just buy it by the case. He is a BigFan of the product!!!

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#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

When I organize my golf bag I always make sure to have a healthy dose available. I haven't
really incorporated it into my everyday life but don't really see the harm in it when called for.
It really is a wonderful product.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

When we went to Disney last year I kept a small bottle with me and put some on at every potty stop.

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"He is a loathsome, offensive brute
--yet I can't look away."

Every make who hasn't experienced the joy of Gold Bond is sorely missing out. It's incredible, and mans best friend on those days where swamp ass is a reality.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

I'm not really swamp assey, but I dated a girl who sweated under her arms pretty bad. Dripping sweat. It was never an issue, but I always found that kind of weird.

Some people prefer deodorant over "anti-perspirant", but not me. Speed Stick burns the hell out of my underarms and makes my skin peel.

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I tried but I keep getting it all over my socks.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

If you've got straight trousers, it'll give you flares.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

They'd have to glue mine to my forehead...

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This may be too much information but I use Right Guard on my under arms and other places. No issues.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I tend to see Gold Bond and Ovaltine commercials late at night, often running back-to-back, which leads me to believe it's the same product in different packaging.

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Sex isn't dirty, sex isn't a crime. It's a loving act between two or more consenting adults.

-Hank Kingsley

This.

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Fuck deodorant! I still sweat like a pig with the so called anti-persperant.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

Some dudes here really have some problems.

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The Gold Bond Green bottle is fucking money. Its great in your shoes if you like to not wear socks.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

Truer words have never been written.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Didn't expect to see a thread on Ball Candy today.

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You know me like that.

It's ok. We still accept you.

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Hold on... people use deodorant sticks on places other than their underarms?

Tell me more.

#Humblebrag: My wife has a huge rack and uses it to avoid underboob sweat.

Do not use this in places you would use the yellow bottle .... especially if you don't realize what you're doing .... ouch ....

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

People that put chemicals on their genitals must not expect any company in that area.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

Gold Bond is like manna from heaven if manna was made to be put on one's balls.

You definitely need to bring this to Vegas. That dry air causes major chafing (insert lame "Major Chafing" joke).

7 out of 10 fantasy football slumber party ball dusters vehemently disagree with that rhetoric.

Yes. I put it under me bollocks and a little on the old taint when I get out of the shower.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I hope you have multiples.

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I do.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"