Sounds like you could take a trip throug the ol' self checkout to buy some douche.

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Astroglide isn't generic. Oh and I'll use 10w30 If I have to.
Hell. I've used olive oil.

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Mister is more prissy namby pamby than I am. Why do you like ass sex so much?

I assume that was directed at me and I'm quite comfortable, but thanks.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Your frugality is ingenious and repulsive.

Probably likes taking shit head on.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Hey man you don't always plan every encounter...
"Let's have sex!.... On saturday"
Sometimes you just gotta macguyver what you can and make it work.
Now, a real man don't need lube. Should be able to work a woman into a proper lather with nob such aids. Like me for example. I'm awesome.

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jimmy 1, Subtlety 0

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Hey baby I got some wd40 in the garage. Lets get it on!

Was it olive oil from aldi? Please tell me no.

You're hurting me feelers .

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Shoulda just worked her into a proper lather, being a real man and all.

Real men dont use aldi olive oil.

I made you dance once...

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

And I'll make you dance again

Dear god in heaven.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Hockey starts ia week! It's better than football, for me, now.

You into foreplay. You are old and have too much time or a girl.

No, but I saw an old lady give a young mother 5 dollars because the mother was short

That was sweet

ugh


i'm sorry, OKC
you were right all along

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The Jewel on Vail Street? I'm surprised they even have room for more than one checkout counter in that place. It's practically a bodega.

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I used to go to the one in River Forest quite a bit, as it was the only store that I could find this particular mixed bag of celery and carrots. Sometimes it seemed like the self checkout would be longer than the regular checkout.

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Well now it's filled with old ladies ringing up 117 items in the express lane.

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There's gonna be a lot of Boyding going on in those old ladies' future.

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I buy my produce at Joe's. You know, mangos, plantains, and plums with red on the inside.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

But, what were you wearing?

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Dude in front of me the other day was freaking out cause he couldn't ring up his organic yogurt quickly.

I laughed.

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I was at da Jewels earlier today to get some milk and stuff. I eschewed self-checkout because two were out of order and one had a line. I was behind a haggard woman who was buying, shit you not, TWENTY-SEVEN 20-count packages of Robitussin Nighttime Nasal Relief tablets. First, the cashier said she couldn't sell more than two packs of cold medicine at a time, so she called her manager over, who contemptuously said that of course she could ring up more of them, she just had to put in an override. So for Nos. 3 through 27, she had to punch in a long code to override the pill-popper regulation. It went on like this for some time. I had to excuse myself from the line and wander off a little bit to not laugh/cry at the absurdity. This was around #20. By #27, the haggard old woman said that there was a sale on the pills, and that they were only $1.74. Manager called again. Manager is really fucking pissed at this point and just death-staring anyone in her vicinity, myself included. She says how dare you try to do a price override without calling Osco to confirm the price change. Calls, confirms, overrides, manager is just steaming at this point. Haggard woman reminds cashier that this is a tax-free purchase. Uh oh.

Finally, it's my turn, and the cashier apologizes profusely for the delay. My frozen waffles are thawing. I say "it's okay." She says, no, it's not okay, it's a bad system, and she's pretty much on the verge of tears by now. I say "well, I don't hold it against you or the store. It happens." She seems to appreciate this a lot.

Self-checkout is okay at times.

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just dealt with this for the first time today. i didn't have a bad experience but this really blows in the grand scheme of things.

i can bag my own groceries usually better than the staff, and a lot of times the cashier has to do both jobs which slows the process. grocery shopping to me is like taking a cold shower. you want to get it done as fast as possible and even though it's incredibly uncomfortable, it has to be done.

i cannot stand being in line at checkout...i have the worst luck with being behind the slowest people in all creation. whether it's their brains forgetting signals to their hands to pull out a check and write on it, or having to swipe a credit card multiple times, or using way more cash than necessary and having to wait for their bloody change...it's just annoying.

this is backward thinking. JORR can stay in the 19th century all he wants. theft, schmeft.

oh, and hire more people. if you're going to take away convenience, add more fucking bodies! it was still undermanned today.

I'm sure there are all kinds of businesses that would love to get their clients to do the work themselves under the guise of "convenience". I'm thinking of starting a painting service where we show up with the paint and charge you for painting the rooms yourself. Now that's a 21st Century idea!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I'm going to open a restaurant where you make your own pizza.

We give you the dough, the sauce, the cheese. You pound it, slap it, you flip it up into the air. You put your toppings on and you slide it into the oven! Sounds good, huh?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way