The Royals were eliminated last night. It would be nice if Dunn, De Aza and Alexei didn't see the field all weekend and they give Lindstrom and Nate Jones a much deserved early off saeson.

It would be nice if they could beat the Indians once in a while and didn't lose 55 road games over the course of the season. 5 wins in September. This team is fucking brutal.

_________________

They didn't lose 100. Yippers.

They did fire the hitting coach.

_________________

Sounds like a challenge Dale Svuem would be up for.

Not Jeff Manto and his imaginary hitting metrics!

They should probably fire Ventura, but is he one of Weird Jerry's sons, too?

_________________

Clearing a spot to bring Paulie back as player-coach.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

They will cite the strong finish for not making changes. "we won two out of the last three!."

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

It took me twenty minutes to get inside again. Half the stands weren't open. I paid more than twice as much for my ticket last January than a guy who walked up last night. These are just some of my notes for when the goof calls to ask me about next season's tickets. The Sox are the biggest nickel and dime organization in the world and yet, they don't think I should nickel and dime them.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

I decided on Saturday afternoon to catch a last game for the season that night. I figured I'd buy from a scalper on the street. He wanted $40 for 4 tickets. I told him $32. For some reason he counteroffered at $30. Finally he said he didn't have time to haggle and gave me $80 back in change from $100. I imagine that is kind of like what it is to be a Sox ticket agent these days.

_________________
O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

he showed you!

_________________

Kenny Williams was out selling tickets?

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Shrewd!

_________________

How is De Aza such a god awful slider?? That dumbass is going to kill himself one if these days.

_________________
Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

<º)))><

Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Holy lord has that ball come down yet?? Fuck he hit that a ton.

That seriously may have been the longest homer Ive ever seen live. I saw Sosa hit the camera well, a huge Bonds shot over here, a big one by Thome, a Kittle roof shot, and the Borchard homer, but that was something else. Awaiting official measurements from Frank and IMU.

_________________
Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Rizzo would've hit it farther.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Ill bethere tonite with the lady, 1st base side. Text or message me if u want to meet for a drink

_________________

I was there for thr borchard 500 footer. That looked like it was leaving the entire ballpark when it left hisbat

_________________

The rumors of Pauly's death have been greatly exaggerated.

And Moises Sierra continues to play....

How many of these dickheads are going to get thrown out at third on a ground ball to SS?? My god little leaguers know not to run on that play. Fuck!

One would think they'd learn that in Traveling All-Stars.

_________________
Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

From ESPN Home Run Tracker it was 443 ' currently 30th longest home run this year. The leader is Giancarlo Stanton at 484'

_________________

De Aza

Yeah that was....something. It was like he was blindfolded and had his legs tied together.

Losing 3 out of 4 to the worst teams in baseball was not the way to end that homestand.

_________________

That ball was crushed. Suck it, Porcello.

3 more ground outs for Petricka. Dudes a ground ball machine.

Boy oh boy. Boy oh boy oh boy oh boy oh boy.