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TurdFerguson
PostPosted: Tue Oct 01, 2013 8:35 pm 
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How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.
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yeah this one pisses me off too.

you just watched me hit the call button. The elevator will get here. You pressing the button again is not going to make it go any faster.

Idiots.

Do they even have buildings tall enough to warrant an elevator in Mizzou?
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hasn't pretty much every sitcom ever had a "trapped in the elevator" episode ?
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What's even worse than multiple button pushers are people who just charge into an elevator door when it's opening without seeing if anyone is getting off at that floor. 99% of the time these d's are burying their face in their cell phone as well.

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Hank Scorpio
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TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.

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TurdFerguson
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.


Why not just pull it out and let her break the ice.
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Hank Scorpio
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TurdFerguson wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.


Why not just pull it out and let her break the ice.


I dont want to go to jail man...

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.
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TurdFerguson
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.


Why not just pull it out and let her break the ice.


I dont want to go to jail man...again


Once you perfect the technique, you can continue to use it in the pokie.
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Hawg Ass
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.


Why not just pull it out and let her break the ice.


I dont want to go to jail man...

It can't be that much worse than living in Indiana.

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Hank Scorpio
PostPosted: Wed Oct 02, 2013 2:34 pm 
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At least I still have cable :lol:

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If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.
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Don Tiny
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Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
Hank Scorpio wrote:
TurdFerguson wrote:
How about just anyone trying to make conversation. Unless I know you I don't want awkward conversation.

Even if I do I don't really want to talk on an elevator.


This is my go to ice breaker with the ladies in the elevator.


Excuse me miss, can I smell your pussy?


<shocked> No, of course not.


Oh well. it must be your feet.


Why not just pull it out and let her break the ice.


I dont want to go to jail man...


You can go to jail for having a puny pecker? At least I'll finally be hung ....

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Hank Scorpio
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Don Tiny wrote:

You can go to jail for having a puny pecker? At least I'll finally be hung ....


Nope, firing squad.

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drinky wrote:
If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.
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rogers park bryan
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Oh, Don TINY

I get it!
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