Dan's sources still reporting the Cubs are cocky/confident about extracting Joe from NY.

Happy to see Swisher booted out of playoffs.

WYC? at 5pm.

Josh Freeman hot talk: coming up!

ALERT: Matt Miller, NOT Matt Millen, coming up to talk football. They love him.

Don't worry, Dan will be back soon to yell at people about not understanding what. is. so. hard. to. comprehend. about why the Cubs job is more attractive than the Yankees.

So Girardi should come to Chicago because the Cubs manager job is better than the Yankees job .

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Girardi just build a new, big-ass house in Westchester County. His wife and 3 school age kids want nothing to do with lame Chicago suburb living.

Deadspin headline directed at Wheezy and Boo Boo


Intramural Horror Stories: Post-Concussion Symptoms And Hanging Dong

Berns just tweeted out a pic of his wife's new hair do, yikes. Not to be mean, but it's a rough go. I can see where his son got the face, he's got the Bernstein face for sure.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

I am going to go with "if you can't say something nice" as she is a civilian.

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Elections have consequences.

Yeah, kids/wife are off limits. That's SOP.

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Agreed. My hookers are off limits too.

Unless they are a part of the show like Janet Dahl who sued Mancow over the kind of thing her husband made a career out of doing, I absolutely agree. Besides, there's nothing wrong with bernstein's wife. She's a nice little Jewish girl, not bad to look at. Certainly not a bombshell, but Fritzy is the only guy I know who ever dated a Playmate of the Month.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

The Cubs got Theo. Theo got Rahm to have ComEd build a new substation for the Cubs, to handle all of the additional power needed to run all of the new computers and the accompanying cooling capacity. Which when combined with the substantial upgrade in bandwith capacity the Theo Cubs procurred, makes the Cubs a big. time. major. operation.

Almost on par with the Yankees, except for the 100+ years of futility

Forget the new stadium, the quantifiably superior talent, the storied tradition, the near limitless resources, the organization's panache, and the pelts on the wall. Forget that the Yankees want to keep him and will show him the money.

And please, please just pretend to not know or think that another Yankee great, who is back in the Yankee fold, will tell him that Chicago just ain't worth it.

DB's sources are the type that can't be quoted, won't be outted, infalliable and yet fleetingly anonymous. The information they have can't be shared nor broken, hence why DB is there for them. Deep throat in the truest sense of the term.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

Laughing till I'm crying at this Les thing. It's like when you had to write a paper on a book you didn't read.

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That rambling by Les defining the three technique is a special, blue-ribbon brand of retarded.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2011/08/12/defensive-line-techniques-the-prototypes/

Here's the thing he Googled.

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You know me like that.

I don't catch much Les, but from the little I hear he is perfect for his shift. Ramble away good sir.

Damn good post, NCM.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Imaginary radio started early today.

Drinky is too stupid to know when to shut his mouth. He sounds retarded with this slippery and wet crap. It's not funny in the least.

BRIAN BILLICK!

yelling

BRIAN BILLICK!

arblegarblegarble

HE ANALYZES FOOTBALL!

watch what he does here

BRIAN BILLICK!

BRIAN BILLICK!

ON THE SCORE!

Seriously, who thinks these stupid intros are any good? Was Ron Gleason hanging out in the production studio, saying "your audience changes every two seconds"?

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You need an avatar...I think you found one.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Brian Billick really doesn't say much, and his color work on Fox absolutely sucks. If this guy wasn't on with B&B, they'd be making fun of him every week. But instead they act like he's an authority figure, and any football moron can hear he says nothing.

B&B think they're cool because they have an ex-coach, and they also think they're cool because they have a crazy tight end. The reality is though, both suck to listen to.

No, don't be an asshole.

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Please delete. No need to do that.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Oh, Hussra.

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Yeah don't repost an already tweeted to the masses picture. Bad form.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Stop pretending to be dense, Brogue. Again, you already know the difference. And you're only cool with it because you hate Bernstein.

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Kid Cairo's Boers & Bernstein YouTube Channel

Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I will say that I'm pretty sure Dan has made fun of the looks of wives or girlfriends of athletes or celebrities. Though I can't cite a specific example. But I agree it shouldn't be done here. We shouldn't stoop to Bernstein's level.

Has nothing to do with pretending to be dense . Been down this road before. You. And others seem to think that posting pictures of these guys families is off limits. I don't , no matter who it is. Especially when the fucking thing gets tweeted to however many thousand twitter followers he has but if it gets reposted by spmeone here where it get seen by a few hundred people a day , that's wrong. If he didnt want people to comment on it or repost it to wherever they may then be shouldn't put it out there at all. He's a smart enough guy to figure that out so I'm pretty sure he doesn't have a problem with it.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.