Telegram Sam wrote:
Some dance to remember, some dance to forget.
On a dark rainy tuesday, I tried to get on the air
Holding through the update, i had many thoughts to share
Some unpaid intern, told me "some other time"
My head grew heavy and my sight grew dim
I had to stop for the night
There it stood on my desktop;
I heard the mission bell
And I was thinking to myself,
"This board could be Heaven or this could be Hell"
Then I lit up some kind bud and it showed me the way
There were voices listening to the SCORE,
With some things to say...
Welcome to the Hotel CSFMB
Such a lively place (Such a lively place)
So many ugly faces
Plenty of mults at the Hotel CSFMB
Any time of year (Any time of year)
You can find us here
Their minds are definitely-twisted, they post masturbating nuns
We got a lotta silly stupid jokes, disguised as puns
How they post when North goes down, on the internet jet
Some post to remember, some read to forget
So I called up SPmack, and said
"Let's go out with all the guys"
He said, "We haven't had a good outing here since 2000 and nine"
And still those posts are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say...
Welcome to the Hotel CSFMB
Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)
Such a lovely face
They livin' it up at the Hotel CSFMB
What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)
Bring your alibis
Memes on the ceiling,
The pink tie jokes on ice
And we knew "We are all just prisoners here, of our own device"
And in the admin's inbox,
They gathered to abhor
They jammed it with their silly whines,
But they just can't kill the board
Last thing I remember, I was
posting Im done
I had to find the write phrasing
the place I had to shun
"Relax, " said Coztanza,
"We are programmed to recieve.
You can logoff any time you like,
But you can never leave! "
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