For the second time, Scarlett Johansson has been bestowed the title of Sexiest Woman Alive by Esquire mag. She previously won the honor in 2006.
The "Avengers" star, 28, who was married to Ryan Reynolds from 2008 to 2011 and just got engaged to journalist Romain Dauriac, is the first woman to be named sexiest twice by the magazine, which hits newsstands Oct. 15.
"What I want to do right now is sleep late, read the paper," she told Esquire of her busy 2013, including movies such as "Don Jon" about a porn addict and a stint on Broadway in "Cat on a Hot Tin Roof."
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Johansson knows this might be her last time taking home a title like this because she's in an industry that ages actresses quite quickly.
"I'm a twenty-eight-year-old woman in the movie business, right?" she said. "Pretty soon the roles you're offered all become mothers. Then they just sort of stop. I have to hedge against that with work, theater, producing, this thing with Esquire."
Johansson also gave the magazine a little insight into her sometimes "jealous" relationship.
"I'm with a Frenchman. I think jealousy comes with the territory," she added. "But I'd rather be with someone who's a little jealous than someone who's never jealous. There's something a little dead fish about them. A little bit depressing."

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Linda S.

It's all subjective.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Mrs. Bernstein.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Exactly. I think Scarlett Johansen is hot, but I'd take Mila Kunis over her. The whole "sexiest" man/woman thing is bullshit. It's just a handjob to whomever Hollywood thinks is hot at the moment.

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I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out. - Bill Hicks

Let's do it for Johnny!

It is, except for Taylor Swift. She doesn't even belong in the conversation.

Why all the capital H's, jimmy?

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There are unknown commercial actresses that look hotter than some Hollywood starlets. The Empire Beauty School commercials have nothing but hotties, especially the J-Lo lookalike.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Well, of course it is. I remember an old episode of The Magic Door. (My dad used to wonder why we were watching a Jewish show. Easy, Pops, Al Jazeera was invented yet.) Anyway, there was a kid who had lost his mother and was running around crying and looking for her. At least he was crying as much as a puppet can cry. When anyone would ask him to describe her so they could help him look, he would say, "She's the most beautiful woman in the world." Eventually an old rebbe and a couple of yentas helped him find her and she was an old beat up ugly ass puppet. There's a moral to that story. Still, Johansson is a hell of a place to start.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

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It's Mila Kunis.

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Team Cutler.

Olivia Munn

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I really hope KS doesn't see this.

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Abella Anderson

Man, she's not even the hottest Latina to ever work for Bang Bros. In that category I'm going with Luna. She's straight outta Da Chi, too. You might even run into her at Underground or Spy Bar some night.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Ill take Abella but appreciate how seeing the chick in real life makes her hotter

There's a porn star that works at Kick offs in Harvey

Actually, putting porn stars aside (weird separate category)

Call me old fashioned but I like...

Candy Manson comes into Rocky Vander's all the time. Man, she's gruesome up close.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

She's realistically hot.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

the advent of high definition television was not a good thing for porn

Mila Kunis??? She is all yours!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm pretty sure you can Google search and find a bad picture of any of these women. So again...


It's all subjective.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Jimmy is just pissed that no one has mentioned Rene Russo or something.

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I don't think there is a bad picture of Johansson.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Hell no,I think she's older than me. one of these two will do.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Forget lusting after Hayden Panniterre

She is dating one of the boxing Klitchko brothers!

(ahh,I can kick his ass!)

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Yeah, Hayden is nice. Became a fan after I seen her in the latest Scream movie. She was kinda dirty and slutty, which now doesn't seem like much of an act.

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My wife, of course!

I used to watch The Magic Door on sunday mornings before church as well. I had no idea it was a jewish show but I was too young to realize what that meant anyway. All I knew is I had no idea what the hell they were talking about at the end with the Hebrew word of the day. I was too young to realize they were attempting to convert me.

Open
Come open
the magic door with me

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Yikes!!!

Unless she doesn't go to bed with fresh make up on. I ain't waking up next to that.

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