for some reason when i see laurence in that suit this song comes to mind for an ominous soundtrack atmosphere.

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Seems like a lot of gravity for Matty (saggy). But +250 seems like too big of an underdog. Have you seen his Frankenstein stage dance gif....? That's so money.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Everything on Spiegs at +250. Not even a close match!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

JERRY: Elaine, Who do you think would win in a fight between me and ah, gorgeous George here.

ELAINE: You mean in a real Fight Fight?

JERRY: Mona a Baldo.

ELAINE: George.

GEORGE: Ah-Ha!

JERRY: Why?

ELAINE: George fights dirty.

JERRY: Really? What would you do?

GEORGE: Pull hair, Poke eyes, Groin stuff. Whatever I gotta do.



Could totally see Leery doing whatever he had to do...

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...and losing

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

By the time it was over, Spiegel would be saying "I geve! I geve!"

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You know me like that.

He would be singing "I am the Champion" and using correct annunciation with perfect pitch.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

What is Spiegs? Like 6 foot, 325 I would guess based on the pictures I've seen. Larry is probably 5'6, 180.

Neither of them are fighters. Because of that, always take the bigger guy.

Beardown, you seen that Frankenstein gif of Matt on stage? Scary stuff.

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Hawaii (fuck) You

Leary is close to being a pro athlete!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

You would have to set it at Leary -250/Pantalones de Carne +220.

If a line was -220/+250, you could scalp it, and lock in profit, no matter the outcome.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Yeah. Saw it.

Look at that Spiegel, though. He's insulted drinky, Larry, Goff and Bernstein on the air. Taking on Bernstein and all of his soldiers. Only one at the Score to ever do that.

If your looking for a bad match up for Spiegel, drinky would kill him in a fight.

I'm going to have to check with Mac to see if you're right.

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You know me like that.

Speigs would be out of breath in 4 minutes. Larry works out (You guys should know this!) He kicks Spiegels ass by round 2.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

which one is the least effeminate...very tough call

"You never knocked me down,LEAR,you never knocked me down"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

You all are acting like Meat would actually engage in a physical altercation. He would back away and away from it and if ultimately pushed over the top he would go from 0 to 90 in a split second, start slapping at 100 mph cat fight style, hyperventilate and eventually pass out from that or general fatigue. He mentioned not too long ago about having multiple people sing the lead at their shows. He claims they hit the notes better but he knows its fatigue.

This fight never happens. Imagine Heyman fighting a clone of heyman.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

i love how laurence took the NBC SNF staring lineup thing just to have a segment where he can proclaim that he graduated from depaul whilst all of his underlings have lesser collegiate credentials. subtle!

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OOH DAMN. laurence reminds us that he's depaul quality, and then it's on with the pre-taped matt bowen segment. how do i know this? it's not on the homerun inn pizza hotline or whatever. i love my stats canned.

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And you have a weird eating issue, fatpants!

more like a weird bowel issue. 10k calories per day has to do a number on one's digestive system.

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That's my purse! I don't know you!

I wasn't talking physical confrontation I was talking with the Battle of life

On by the way, no bullshit, Laurence looks great in that suit


He's like a black Justin Timberlake (tougher)

Sir should paint two triangles above a squiggly line on the back of his head, walk backwards and say that he is a jacko-0-lantern on halloween

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Laurence's head is round enough for that to work.

Good grief.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way