So for my birthday my wife got me a massage at some day-spa sort of place frequented by women mostly. She says i'm too stressed lately. (broke the pizza paddle over the counter yesterday as the pizza stuck to it - maybe she has a point ).

Anyway, this massage will be by a woman. I'm nervous. The more I think about NOT getting an erection, I'm convinced I'll get one!

Maybe I'll just tell the wife I went, but skip out on it.

Thoughts??

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Question: If a guy was giving you a massage,still get an erection?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

not likely.

More likely you're going to have an urge to pass gas. Enjoy the experience, it's fun. Make sure to, in all seriousness, ask for more treatment in certain areas that feel good.

I have set this thread up for Woodridge Ryan one-liners now.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Just get the massage. I'm sure you wouldnt be the first man she has given an erection to whilst massaging. As long as you dont ask for the happy ending you have nothing to be afraid of. Do you think she will track down your home number and tell your wife you got an erection?

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I initially read this as fist massage.

That didn't sound very pleasant.

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seriously, have any of you got one from a straightforward massage? That's not going to happen.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

the wife got if for him
SHE KNOWS
it's ok, get the happy ending....its part of the gift

Back in my Asian porn days, I saw all kinds of unpleasant massage-themed activities.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

For the money generally wasted on a massage, save up for a bottle of Johnny Blue or Don Julio Anejo.

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- Henry George

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Yikes...

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'd be totally cool if it were a guy, b/c I'm damn sure I would NOT get an erection! If he started rubbing my ass that might be a little creepy though.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

No, I'm a guy. I dont get massages.

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You mean this time it would be creepy?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

kimmy knockin' 'em down ...

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

you're missing out. Seriously. I'm man enough to admit I periodically do.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I'm just screwing around. I wanted to add to Hatchetman's psychosis.

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I'm surprised Mrs. Hatchetman didn't make it a couples massage. She must not be too worried...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'll be OK as long as I'm on my stomach!

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

Welcome to Cook County Jail!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Once again Seinfeld imitates life. Closer than usual I might add...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-UQ7a7d5W0

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There isonly one.person on thisbored I wood take message advise from.

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Tall Midget?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Had a couples massage over the summer. Yes it was a woman that was putting her hands on me... The chicks that work the front desk were much, much more attractive than the massagers. I was more worried about falling asleep than getting wood. Really didn't like the "forced" tipping scale. Not that I am that too cheap/poor, but if you already have me on the hook for a $60 rubdown, Just make it an 80 dollar thing. The price difference wouldn't have scared me away.

Yes I got the hot towel treatment!

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I got my first massage just last year and while I didnt get full on Woodrow, had a semi going most of the time.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

You should definitely do it. Highly doubt you get wood. as someone suggested early, pass gas is more likely. You'll love it. It's a total recharge.

In your mind the masseuse looks like this. In reality, she will be Olga, the retired Soviet Block shot putter.

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