ive always wanted to get an old school shave at a barber shop with the hot towel and everything

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I got one for the first time last year. It was an interesting experience. Some of it was kind of
uncomfortable and painful but by the end I was starting to doze off. Never came close to any
wood and the woman that was working on me wasn't too bad looking. I'd definitely give it a
try. Worst case scenario is you have a funny story to share here.

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Flew too close to the sun on wings of pastrami

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I've considered it during high stress times at work (which seem to be constant). About how much does a massage run you for one session?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I once got a massage from a lesbian who likely could crush my skull with her bare hands. I was sore for days afterwards.

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There's a lady at my job that's in school for massage therapy. Told her if she needed a guinea pig that I would help.

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Of course you did.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Just seems like a nasty job to me. I would NOT want to do it.

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Found out she liked me well after the fact. Too late now. But she's a chatterbox like Vanessa's friend on the Cosby Show. That would annoy me.

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Does she look as good as that chick? I liked her a lot.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

Not really. And for her to have had 3 kids, I'm surprised that she doesn't have any curves. She's like 5'6 and wouldn't surprise me if she's under 100 lbs.

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She should get in the 80 McNugget deal, she could use a few.

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If not, I can always give her some protein.

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I think you walk into the room with a full erection - that makes it clear that you aren't being aroused by the massage.

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You know me like that.

just tell her, sorry, I took a viagra this morning and I have a erection lasting more than four hours.

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Don't go full monty keep the undies on and also you can tell the masseuse if any area is off limits.
If you do not want a table massage because of the little guy poking up do a chair one. Fully clothed and just as good and stress reducing..

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When I am stuck and need to figure something out I always remember the Immortal words of Socrates when he said:"I just drank what?"

I'll disagree on both points. Be a man, strip down. And don't go for a chair massage when you can have a table massage.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

should I wear my thong or boxers?

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This is hilarious taken out of context.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

I'm not self conscious about what I have. And in all seriousness, the push and massage they do on each butt cheek helps the back big time.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

yes, yes it is...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

My erection could bludgeon someone. For everyone's safety I'd personally have to take Chas' advice.

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"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

empty the chamber a couple times using hair conditioner, and make sure you pee right before. You'd be fine.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I have heard that you won't get offered a happy ending unless you are showing some sort of arousal, like some international signal to broach the subject

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

you're a bad man, dolphin. Or woman.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

What he really is saying: "Did you ever hold a babies thumb in your hand?"

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I've only gotten one massage in my life. I was interviewing resorts for a conference I was putting together. They wanted me to sample their services. My wife was in the waiting area outside the door when the she hulk walked into the room. I'm an amorous fellow but even I couldn't put myself in the appropriate mood for that one.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.