Well, the most boring race in NASCAR history results in......pretty much no activity on the leaderboard. Fitting.

Anybody that PMs me a pick will risk being murdered by female tomboy Keeping Score but he/she will reimburse you for the Chicken McNuggets at the wake.

Talladega - where everything will change!

Or it will remain the same. Dan Bernstein told me so.

Good luck.

I have MANY years of experience in trying to appreciate steaming piles of dogshit.

Somebody just made The List.

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Here's where it gets fun.

Slackers get the first A and B driver starting at the 9th starting position and working their way down.

Cheaters get the first A and B driver starting at the 19th starting position and working their way down.

IF, you don't make a pick, and you have already chosen the A driver that is the Slacker pick, you would then get the 2nd A driver starting from the 9th position and so on.

If there aren't any below the 9th slot, we would then work our way up from the 9th position.

So, potentially 5 different slacker participants could get 5 different Slacker A drivers.

Good times.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Oh KS...

It's time...

That's the OTHER contest. Jerk.

The good contest.

There is not a damned thing wrong with people who are bull shitters.

That's the OTHER contest. Jerk.

The good contest.

It's more fun to be a victim

There will never be an effective vaccine. I'll never get one anyway.

Dale Jr
Stenhouse Jr