Dan has given me the impression that nobody else in the NBA has a realistic chance of winning the NBA Title as long as the Miami Heat are playing. But, today he's upset because the Bulls have installed a new offense and nobody cares. "Where is the Matt Bowen of the NBA?" Dan Bernstein shrieked. "Why isn't anyone breaking this down in the paper?"

Since all that matters is winning championships, unless Big Blaque Stud LeBron James is dong-whipping everyone in the NBA while wearing a Bulls' uniform, it probably doesn't matter if the Bulls change their offense because it ultimately won't get them closer to a championship. So shmaybe that's why no one is writing about it. It doesn't matter.

Dan would do it, but...

Made me too. For as often as this show paints the Bulls doom-and-gloom portrait, it's laughable that he's striking down the audience for (seemingly) failing to care about a new offense. It's also the preseason. Does anyone give a shit about the preseason in any sport?

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beni cares. beni doth care too much.

Yes, Snell definitely won't sniff the floor. No gouda yet. It will be interesting to see who the last guy on the bench will be. Pittman or James.

No Greg, but this is the NfuckingBA and you and all the other mouth breathers better get the fuck on board with it. Im sure theres a racial angle percolating to this phenomena somewhere in Lil Dannys brain.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

The fans (and everyone in the media, except for him) are always stupid...even if they do what Dan tells them to do.

STUPID FANS!

I'm looking forward to Dan really delving in to the neuropathways between the knee and the brain and what role they will play in Dearrick's return.

Dunleavy, Gibson, Hinrich, Mohammed and an occasional Teague can beat the crap out of any second unit in the league.

Boers is a mensch. Bulls can definitely win the title. Get off your Heat Hump their Bernstein. Bulls didn't have the greatest 2 guard when they had a great bench. Now we got Butler baby.

Bulls Roll.

I do not understand Bernstein. He's been yelling the past 3 years benches don't matter. But he's complaining about this year's bench? Last year's bench was supposed to suck but Coach Thibs coached them up. I'm not a ball junkie but is there no reason he can't do the same this year?

So petty to complain about the bench when the starting line-up is going nuts. Thought I'd check in for some Bulls talk but Dan is just such an asswipe. Back to the Big Show.

This major market sports program is on show #3 debating a throwaway comment by a columnist about the quality of an NBA team's bench....in the pre season, as the ALCS, NLCS and football is all in full swing.


Wheezy and Boo Boo


Unique at the very least

my apologies to Tad, back to the correct thread for Today.

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The show would be great without the lead host.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

And members of The Lead Host

Spark is having a 2011 Poster-of-the-Day day.

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Kid Cairo: 2013 March Madness Tournament Winner!

"Cowabunga? Cowa fucking piece of dog shit! This game is diarrhea coming out of my dick!"

RPB, your tag line has three people being quoted and only two quotes. I am confused.

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Ima give you a big hug just based on this when we meet.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

See. That was the geniusness of badrogue filling in an Irish Boy post even though Irish Boy didn't post it. It was a funny.

All I did was laugh at Irish Boys post.

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It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

sshhh

so Terry is responsible for a "new thing"

Odds on:

TB Diddlers: 3-1

Dave Van Dycke: 5-1

Roar of the Day: 8-1

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the boys having to shill for the NBC Sports Network (and hence both the NHL and Premiership) is too funny for words...

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A Matty contest. At least this one isn't tied to corporate sponsorship.

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But they can direct a lot of traffic to their webpage (which will be filled with ads) for each round of voting.

Much like how the Tournament of Bad itself should win the Tournament of Bad, if Dan and Terry don't finish in a tie for having the most negative impact on the show, it's all bullshit.

Is it the Hall of Fame bullshit again? That was monumentally bad.

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Bernstein is right. I've read about this is well. We often say, and I've been guilty of it before I understood the psychology of it, that we don't understand why they don't wear condoms. That they just must be stupid. Not the case with most of them. Especially the ones with multiple babies with multiple women.

Point is they want to impregnate women. It's power thing. It's virility. They enjoy the fact that they're leaving a part of them with their conquests/women. And they can afford it. So they do it.

jay ratliff was released, isnt he worth a look for the bears? even if he only has one leg he is probably better than the current DT's behind paea on the roster

well, I like the tournament of bad. And yes, this could tilt the direction of Hall of Fame bad. I'm sure Bob from Niles or Mike from Milwaukee will win.

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Jesus, Terry, you doddering old fool, just shut up.

Dan: "You sound like a caller!"

One kid out of wed lock could be excused as being caught up in the throws of passion and throwing caution to the wind. More than one means it goes to you physiological make up.

AP will never stop. He's got 7 now. I say by the end of his banging career he'll have 48. Would be a record. More impressive than Dickerson's single season rushing record in my opinion.

This kind of biological determinism is why Danny the Greek is such a stomach-turning creep. Don't go down this road with him.

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