suburb.

Spaulding: You son of a bitch. You had me scared. That is my worst nightmare.

Beardown: I hear you. That's every women's worst nightmare.

Anyway, Bernstein said they're gonna be at the Hooters in Downers Grove for the Tavern tour. Spaulding might be there to sign autographs.

Spaulding: What do you know about women?

Beardown: I was ass fuckin girls looooong before i zz literally came onto the world of men

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I'll probably be there.

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Gotta put the names in bold or else I don't recognize it. Nor does CSFMB. It's a small touch. But it makes all the difference.

Really? Hmmmm...

I'll probably eat 78 chicken wings.

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And a jalapeno popper.

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I can beat that

Them sound like fightin' words!

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Really? Hmmmmm....

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You two crazy kids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUis9yny_lI

I miss the times of board outings.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Well, come on out Jeff.

I've got a West Coast meeting so I could be there around 5pm.

First drink is on you.

Then I'd have to go.

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Wish I could, but work.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Dr. Ken is an attractive man. Spaulding is an attractive woman. I'd put Mr. Spaulding on alert and guard the Downers Grove School districts respective key parties.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Now I've got FilipinoCupid.com banners.

The internet knows too much.

Thanks, guys.

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That's fucking hilarious!

After 5ish?

I could probably do 5-6pm.

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Alright, why don't you two settle Good Dolphin's crusade while you're there.

Doc and Spaulding, ask Bernstein to take a picture with you. Make sure Bernstein is in the middle. I assume both of you know your height. We'll be able to pin point Bernstein's exact height based on that picture.

I'm gonna bring a big growth chart an doritoes.

Why would I do that? I'll ask him to take a picture of me and Spaulding.

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Bernstein's probably a sucker for the pretty girls. Just put on the Spaulding charm and straight out ask him if you can measure him.

Then go out back and have Doc throw him 95mph fastballs. See if he can hit it.

We'll get all this shit settled tomorrow.

Doc can throw 95 mph?

You're much funnier as Beardown.

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No. Doc can probably get it up to 31mph. But if he stands 66% closer than the MLB mound, that's the equivalent.

This s going to go off without a hitch. I'm going to have them eat mcnuggets too.

I work about a block away and go there often for Sox day games but I literally wouldn't walk across the street to see these assbags.

What did Spaulding and I ever do to you?

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The better line would be "If these two assbags were doing a show in my backyard, I would close the shades." That's the better insult. But yours was good, too.

That's why everyone hates you, Doc.