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Bernsie, I want your nuts!

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:19 pm

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

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I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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Darkside

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:20 pm

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yar?

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bigfan wrote:

Many that is true, but an incomplete statement.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2013 8:30 pm

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Didn't hear transition today?

Talking about the diet of squirrels. They were trying to figure out if squirrels were carnivours (sp?) or not.

Yep, I'm back Eaglo'n

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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good dolphin

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 7:52 am

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omnivores as far as I can tell

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:15 am

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what do you guys need to know about varmints?

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leashyourkids

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2013 11:22 am

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Omnivores that lean herbivore.

Like... they wouldn't be embarrassed to eat both at the same time, but they would prefer a 2:1 vegetable ratio.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:45 pm

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i ran over a squirrel today. a big grey bushy one. it was on the side of the road and ran out right when i got close. squished it. obama must have taken his depression meds away.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 1:48 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

but they would prefer a 2:1 vegetable ratio.

are you callin me a squirrel? jackass

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Don Tiny

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 3:05 pm

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leashyourkids wrote:

Omnivores that lean herbivore.

Like... they wouldn't be embarrassed to eat both at the same time, but they would prefer a 2:1 vegetable ratio.

There's a Terri Schiavo joke there somewhere ....

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Nas

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:55 pm

100000 CLUB

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Don Tiny wrote:

leashyourkids wrote:

Omnivores that lean herbivore.

Like... they wouldn't be embarrassed to eat both at the same time, but they would prefer a 2:1 vegetable ratio.

There's a Terri Schiavo joke there somewhere ....

Too soon.

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Zizou

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:56 pm

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Whenever Beerstain says "yar" after the word "nuts" is said on the show I think of that scene in Mean Girls where one girl admonishes the other for trying to make the word "fetch happen."

He want his own "by cracky" but he doesn't understand why he can't have his own "by cracky." Forced meme.

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Eaglo Jeff

Post subject: Re: Bernsie, I want your nuts!

Posted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 7:22 pm

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Zizou wrote:

Bernsie should go back to yelling "THE SCORE" really loud like he did when he was a reporter and update guy. That was his trademark for a short time.

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bigfan wrote:

I am in the urination, puking, drunk, yelling zone.

The Original Kid Cairo wrote:

I once jerked in a chicken truck, so I have that going for me.

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