Here is my question. Does anybody actually enjoy the taste of a McNugget??? Try 80 of them with no sauce...that's a real challenge.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm not using sauce. Too much of a time waster. you have to open the packet and then dip. GTFO.

Maybe near the end if I start to struggle, I'll use something but for at least the first 50 I'm not dipping.

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Will you double dip?

Plus, sauce is just a filler. You need all the room you can get for this type of contest.

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Thats why I said "looks"


Strange as it sounds, every so often something comes up that's more important than a chicken eating contest.

So, two guys are gonna stuff themselves with McNuggets and leave with nothing but shame, right?

i'm not sure the winner should be exuding any kind of pride either....

Yeah, but they get a cool 100 scamollians

I'd like to see after eating at least 60+ McNuggets, what happens afterwards if they try to hang out for a bit and have a couple of beers.

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All that for $100? Is that a good enough reward for the next 24 hours you will probably be spending on the toilet?

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59 calories, 4g of fat, and 111mg of sodium per nugget.


4720 calories, 320g of fat, 8,880mg of sodium, 720mg of cholesterol to the winner. Mercy.

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Don't forget about the alcohol. Good news is you won't have to worry about buying any food the rest of the weekend.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

Still need a couple of McRunners!

Have Video covered

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You should call them "nugget mules". It sounds much more dangerous.

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Is O'Neil's cool with you guys bringing 320 McNuggets from the outside and having a bunch of guys stuffing their faces until they get meat sweats and then a couple likely puking on the floor on a Friday night?

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Kinda been wondering the same thing myself. And waiting to see if the inevitable walk/runs of shame will soon be accompanied by that sucker's quick, yet woozy clean up by table nine?

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Unless a lot has changed recently, I think a simple Can we do this here (and bring in a bunch of people to drink and watch it) will suffice.


Ive done FAR worse things in that bar and no one batted an eye.

Is someone gonna be smart enough to go to Mcdonalds ahead of time and let them know about this to make sure they have enough nuggets and they can cook all these in a resonable amount of time. 320 nuggets are sure to get cold sitting around waiting for all of them too cook.

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I've eaten day old pizza out of the box that was sitting in the garbage. Cold nuggets wont faze me.

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My guess is there will be 4 or 5 runners that get 80-100 from each store. McDonald's offers 20 piece nuggets as part of their "value menu." Somebody walking in and asking for 5 orders of that shouldn't really be that big of a deal.

We do the lights for the McDonald's at 186 W Adams, 2 blocks north of the bar. We just delivered some heat lamps for their fry station this afternoon in fact. Gladys B is the manager there. I'd be more than willing to call her ahead of time to see if she can have enough made.

We also do the lights for 23 S Clark (Cindy), 233 W Jackson (Reynaldo), 225 Canal inside union station (don't have a name, the maintenance guy does all the ordering), and at 119 N Wabash (Juan)

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Phase 1. Psych out the competition. check

Yeah, just don't ask for a cup of ice water, you'll be there all day.

I'm sure 100 McNuggets will come right up.

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Gonna need walkie talkies. Park the mules at several locations in easy walk/taxi distance. Order 160 to start. Pace the action and be ready fire up the talkie when a contestant reaches the halfway point of the twenty in front of them. The first order will go quickly. Me thinks things will slow down a bit after the 160.

They have to all be there at once. If you bring in piping hot mcnuggets how are we going to shovel them in our mouths fast? We dont want injuries to happen here.

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Who'd have thought that acquiring the nuggets would be the true Challenge

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Couldn't you bring them all in and ask them to hold 'em at temp? If you're spending enough moneys there, they might consider it and it may make the logistics a little bit easier for you. Definitely agree that you would want to split the order between multiple McDonalds to make it easier.

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Yes I sent that text to him. Also asked about Adam...who had friends do this previously.