* Laugh at the fact "meatball" callers will say McCown played good?

* People who want the Bears to find someone on waivers for the Defense

* The fact the Bears will not win a game again

* Just general giggling.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

About Doug and OB continually talking about how the Bears are a better team, despite recent evidence to the contrary.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

I'm listening now. Basically saying the Defense is terrible.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

They're coke machines away from taking the division

they haven't exactly backed Jay so far this season...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This is going to be a hilarious show. I can't wait.

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Isn't it weird that after every Bears loss, Mr. Anti-Meatball writes a column about how inscrutable and unpredictable the NFL is? Isn't that a bizarre coincidence?

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

*sigh* You didn't watch the game with me Dan.

Though I (and I assume many others) agree with his take on Brandon Meriweather. Dude concussed himself giving Eddie Lacy a concussion. Assbag. Though his name could make for a potentially delightful Before & After if Wheel of Fortune were ever to hire a Pitchfork writer to create their puzzles.

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Sweet merciful crap.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

He's invoking Freud? What a dope! #jungian4lyfe

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Oh, and Alfred Adler maintained that in order to properly address feelings of inferiority you had to have a strong running game and commit to D, so there.

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yeah, it seems uber-douchebag out of context, but give lil dude some credit for trying to liven up the usual Bear's loss post-mortem column with his own style of weirdness.

There's an NHL writer, Dave Lozo, I think he writes for Rogers Sportsnet now but used to be at nhl.com. He's mostly pretty bad, but has his moments, especially when reflecting on the p.r. tripe he had to churn out for the main site. One of these was when the NHL did this ill-advised and ill-fated collaboration with Marvel Comics to create superheroes for every team. Up against a deadline, he had to write something about this abortion of a concept, and basically spat out the bare minimum, ending with something like "what could be next for these superheroes? Only time will tell."

This is Dan Bernstein's "only time will tell."

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Matters what Terry's guy tell him. even though they are all dead or no longer work for the Bears

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

When is the first sign Tebow call planted/called in?

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That Matt Flynn is still able to find work and not Tebow is all that really needs to be said about Tebow's future prospects in the NFL.

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Matt will preempt any calls by Dan-Dan-Daning about it, after which it will be said that "we're not gonna do The Tebow Thing."

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I'm gonna say that rather than needing drinky or a caller the Tebow thing sounds more like a strawman Dan himself will construct and destroy within the first 20 minutes. Probably during transition a passing reference will be made to the idiots (countless) who think Tebow is a good idea.

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DRINK BƎTTƎR. @theRIPH

I actually thought it was a pretty good article. It didn't need all the Freud stuff.

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You know me like that.

Dan Bernstein ‏@dan_bernstein 19h
Should be a middle-screen opportunity sometime soon against this WAS defense. Have to sell it, though. #Bears

You know, the NFL is kind of inscrutable and unpredictable. Chiefs are 7-0 and no one saw that except Hub Arkush a year early.

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"And to all these idiots on Twitter (meatball voice) 'sign Tebow', just stop it".

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I've been gone for the past half-hour. Have they really been running this press conference for the past 45 minutes?

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You know me like that.

phil emerald sound very confident that he doesnt know what to do from here

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

coach holmgren is happier then a pig in shit with all that bbq down there. no wonder they are doing good.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Negative. Tress was cut off at approx 1:05. Emery picked up approx 1:35.

"two-thirteen"

we're still in the "these guys are smart" mode with coach and GM, hence the long form press conference minus the drops and snide comments.

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You know me like that.