Rule 1: don't expect the pussy to come to you

2nd rule: don't expect the pussy to come to you.

3rd rule. Don't expect shit caus u a fuckin idiot. Fuck u.

Brought to u by the ikesouth foundation of massive cock. Fuck u

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Compliment their eyes.

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You know me like that.

And don't put it on a pedestal.

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"All crowds boycotting football games shouldn't care who sings or takes a knee because they aren't watching." - Nas

My dick is a mothafuckin pedastal what da fuck up bitch whut whut psycho semantic Martha stewart

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

Oh,wait,you guys had to "work" the women?

I never had to worry about that:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn0qqAmtKHQ

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Depends on how big they are. Most you just have to make sure to bend your knees a bit then get your hands over the shoulder and behind the kneecaps. If they are pushing three bills, I would recommend a forklift.

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I never had trouble with this.
Darko gots game.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

Or eye, depending on the circumstances.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

omg this whole "getting out there" thing SUCKS!

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I follow where my mind goes...

Lloyd Dobler: I got a question. If you guys know so much about women, how come you're here at like the Gas 'n' Sip on a Saturday night completely alone drinking beers with no women anywhere?
Joe: By choice, man.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

There is no blueprint. What works for me may not work for you. Do whatever is natural for you. Generally it's hard to be someone else.

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Be well

GO BEARS!!!

i was so shitfaced on friday night. i stumbled into the last bar around 1am and the owner of the bar threatened to kick my ass. i guess i said something to piss him off but i remember apologizing but it didnt matter. he was a dick and kept talkin shit. he goes to leave and i walk out with him, and he said something like 'youre making a mistake'. i just walked right out and stood there as he ran to his truck and tore ass out of there. what a bitch.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

How big a man is IkeSouth?

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

I am guessing 5'10" stocky and will tell you he can kick your ass drunk or not

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I'm not a fighter. But I am 6'5 215 so when someone threatens me I don't always back down. Definitely not when I'm plastered. Dude didnt scare me at all I would a fucked him up.

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

You need a samwich!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

lol i know im like tony snell. i could eat nothing but ice cream for a year and not break 7% body fat

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