man i have to decide if i wanna do this. how much does it cost to enter this (assuming there's some sort of a cost for the mcnuggets, if not a penalty for losing.... not that i'd lose or anything, but still i gotta cover all the bases)

idk, like i said earlier to draw the ire of the board's resident shit-spewing latiku-from-super-mario-bros-clone, i realize what this spectacle is and why people are paying to be entertained by gluttony... idk if FF, don's piracy and hank scorpio are brothers in rotundness with me, but i've never had to race to eat anything b4 in my life so idk if i have the competitive chops to do this.

what i'm saying is that i reckon the 80 mcnuggets part is prolly easier for me than the other guys involved (i'm young dumb and full of fun like that) it's just the whole race dynamic = the grand spectacle of sacrificing my dignity for $$$ to re-invest in the other attendees.... i was totally down for a man vs food type endurance eating challenge.... but a race?

hrmmmm. out of the people who are going who'd really want to see me do this? your free drinks potentially ride on this =D

shomer shabbos y'all. and fuck that asshole who purports to transcend my truly menial existence. GREAT ACHIEVEMENT THERE, PARTICIPATION TROPHY COLLECTOR!

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also i have the PMs from bigfan all 2002 chicago cubs marketing slogan style: * alou, sosa, mcgriff jerseys hanging * -- ARE YOU IN OR OUT?!?!

back then in 02 i said "like them, i'm prolly grounding into a double play" --- this? idk. how badass is it to be able to walk in and calmly dispatch people at eating 80 mcnuggets?

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i think if you ingest that amount of "chicken", your heart will probably pickle itself. but sini, just make up your mind, man. nobody likes a waffler.

Sini, at some point I will just assume you are out and all that comes with the inability to decide.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Jerry: You'll get your tape. But here's what I'm gonna need. I'm gonna need three cameras, two on the floor, one in the balcony. And I want headsets for the guys runnin' 'em. I wanna be able to talk to 'em.

quit pulling a Hamlet on us. To be or not to be mfer...NOW!

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I knocked back 40 in 16:30. Had time to drive them home and the nuggets were still too hot in the first two boxes. I'd say I will be done within 40 minutes.

Yes this was training!!

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CSFMB: Home of the small minded

16:30, 16:30?! I've done that good before, question is... can I do it now.

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SINI, your legacy is going to be defined by your complete lack of commitment.

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

I was in there yesterday. They have a smokin' hot bartender. Not sure if she'll be there next Friday, but the view was impressive...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

that's true of a lot of chicago bars, which is nice.

They've had some 5 Star talent in their over the years. One older chick (40's) has been there thru it all. She's even hot.

Also, Tutto's down the street has the same type of roster

Yeah. The older broad was in there too. Not bad, at all.

I've worked across the street fro Tutto's for over twenty years and never set foot in that place...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

Used to drink at THE BOSS back in the day all the time, they had an amazing lineup! side note, my drinking buddy there. Ron Schueler!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Schueler was an old time bar guy. More than once I walked into Jimbo's to find him sitting in back playing the Cherrymaster machine.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

believe The Boss employed strippers/therapists from the place next door

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

I'm a Rossi's guy myself.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don