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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 1:11 pm 
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good dolphin wrote:
I've only gotten one massage in my life. I was interviewing resorts for a conference I was putting together. They wanted me to sample their services. My wife was in the waiting area outside the door when the she hulk walked into the room. I'm an amorous fellow but even I couldn't put myself in the appropriate mood for that one.


She Hulk is hot!

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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2013 6:27 pm 
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I'm not self conscious about what I have. And in all seriousness, the push and massage they do on each butt cheek helps the back big time.


I feel the same. Was just trying to help a guy out. Chair massages are good for neck and shoulders,where most people carry stress.


I have done the old fashioned straight razor shave. 4 Seasons hotel. All the guys standing up in my friends wedding did it . Awesome feeling

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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 9:01 am 
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So I had the message on Saturday, and it was thankfully rather uneventful. Woman was early 40s, not bad looking - nice rack. I was nervous at the beginning and began imagining it was a big hairy bald guy messaging my inner thigh in order to avert any "issues." After 5 minutes or so I began to relax and didn't have to concentrate on the hairy guy anymore.

The whole thing was very relaxing. I could go for one of those every day. Unfortunately it cost $80 for an hour, so it won't likely be happening again.

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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:17 am 
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It's an addictive habit. It was about 15 years ago that I got my first professional massage. I wallpapered a room at a massage therapy studio and the woman that owned it asked if I had ever had a massage. I replied only those given by my wife. She was very pleased with the job I did and as a bonus, she gave me a gift certificate for an hour-long massage. I thought that was ridiculous. Who could lay on the table for a whole hour? I came to realize that her "gift" was really like the drug dealers giving drugs to kids. She got me hooked right then and there. Those who have these ideas about what to wear or whether a "happy ending" will be part of the deal, obviously don't go to a massage therapist, or surely don't go to a legitimate one. It's a wonderful indulgence that I enjoy every week or two.

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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:22 am 
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Trading paint for sex. Good work.

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 Post subject: Re: first massage??
PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 11:34 am 
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Trading paint for sex. Good work.


Wrong on every level as usual. I didn't do any painting at the massage studio/spa. I wallpapered. Secondly, the cost of the wall covering installation was a great deal more than the cost of a massage (70 dollars). Lastly, the massage was just a tip/bonus, something customers will choose to add to the invoice voluntarily. It's never expected but always appreciated. But the work done there was very good, that much is accurate.

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