He is the best man.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

Steve is a scout for The Organization That Attends And Then Rates Weddings.

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Don't take it personally.

We paid a boatload of money for our wedding. We had not seen a good number of the people attending it in years. The rest we see once a year at most. There were no interesting conversations with them. I remember a cousin I hadn't seen in years telling me of his gall bladder infection. If I could have replaced the less than memorable people with people who I never see but talk with on an almost daily basis, I'm pretty sure I would have had, at the very least, some good conversations. I'm sure Frank will end up sharing a story of Keeping Score showing up in a Motley Crue T-Shirt or something similar. I would certainly prefer the Crue to gall bladder infections.

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Guess who got a huge (in a relative way) boner while posting on the board today???


STEVE DID!

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I really want to unread or unthink this.

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-"God is great. Beer is good. And People are crazy!"

Damn.

I missed that question.

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You know me like that.

We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!

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Are you accting "F U" PM's?

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

I get those nearly everyday, so I've lost count.

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Are you related to Dusty?

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Nas: Blago, who has single handedly destroyed CFMB?

Blago: https://youtube.com/shorts/Lftdxd-YXt8?feature=share

Mind you own damn business! -VP Walz

what about those who congratulated you publicly?

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

From you? I expected a lot worse.

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In honor of your impending nuptuals, a Seinfeld quote from memory:

Jerry: Hey, George. What's up? Are you still going to marry that lady?
George: No, she's dead now. She licked some envelopes and they were poisoned. So now she's dead.
Jerry: Holy shit. That sucks George.
George: Yeah, it fucking blows. She's dead. She had blonde hair and now she is dead.

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I don't remember half the time if I'm hiding or I'm lost

Elaine: You guys wanna go get a cup of fuckin Coffee?
Kramer: Fuck, yeah


George: We had a pact, dickhead!

I gave the son of a bitch a fridge for him and the Mrs and didn't get a PM.

Francis, feel free to go fuck yourself. Douche

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Frank, Mrs. Scorehead & I both like our Filet rare. Thanks.

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CSFMB 2014 Nascar Pick 'em Champion

We don’t have a trillion-dollar debt because we haven’t taxed enough; we have a trillion-dollar debt because we spend too much. — Ronald Reagan

The groom will be wearing a black tux with a matching shortsleeve black shirt and a red tie

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

Who is going to be providing live updates?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

They are eating McNuggets there also?

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2018
#ExtendLafleur
10 More Wins

Sounds like someone I should know, but I won't be driving ro Oak Lawn to do so.

I may live Tweet...let's see how much I drink.

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Get us a pic of when that idiot passes out into his own cake.

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Did somebody piss in your Corn Flakes this morning?

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I didn't get a PM for Frank's wedding.

It's War now.

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Is it always about you?

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I also gave him a fridge and didn't expect a PM.

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-- source

Of course it is, Frank.

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Whoa, broskies...I'm totes down for this. Nobody crashes a wedding like the Stylie. I will be drowning in Heinie's before you can put your Oh face on, bra!

This one time a cousin of Brendan's was gettin married, this total doucher named Todd Branderfield. The fuck kinda name is that? He was marrying this totes hot chick named Aimee Weathers. I was like, no fuckin' way, Aimee Weathers from IU? Me, Brendan and Trev Dog used to patrol that campus and I'm pretty sure we all got a taste of that system and it was a torrential downpour, brah. Anyway, I guess it wasn't the same girl though because I started doin' the blowjay miming at their ceremony while she was walkin' down the aisle and she gave me the stinkface! I thought she'd find that hilar, bro.

I'll totes be down for this shit, though. I am a Plus One, with my boy Troy. He needs to get out more now that Natalie Hannigan broke up with his ass. Guy needs to get a better job, too. Fuckin' Millward Brown Group? Weaksauce, brah. For reals.

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Dude, you are my bro.

Obviously not.

I wasn't invited. Duh.

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