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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 5:08 pm 
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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 6:07 pm 
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Elmhurst Steve wrote:
No. It was just a great day all-around. Everyone who was important to me was there. My Grandparents, my Brother and Dad who all passed away since. Friends, Neighbors, Relatives and Co-Workers were all there. There was just 1 friend that couldn't be there of all those invited and that was because he was playing in the College Baseball World series. Over 300 people and to this day people tell me what a great time they had that day. The food was outstanding, the Music had everyone dancing all night. My Dad paid them to keep going an hour longer into the night because everyone was having a great time and hardly anyone had left. The golf the day before was just a very small part of it. But the fact that I was the first in our group to be wed and began that tradition that we carry on still...is kinda neat.
Is this a bit? This sounds like any wedding that has ever happened at any country club.

Were you expecting a bunch of people to say "Your wedding sucked"?


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We paid a boatload of money for our wedding. We had not seen a good number of the people attending it in years. The rest we see once a year at most. There were no interesting conversations with them. I remember a cousin I hadn't seen in years telling me of his gall bladder infection. If I could have replaced the less than memorable people with people who I never see but talk with on an almost daily basis, I'm pretty sure I would have had, at the very least, some good conversations. I'm sure Frank will end up sharing a story of Keeping Score showing up in a Motley Crue T-Shirt or something similar. I would certainly prefer the Crue to gall bladder infections.

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Guess who got a huge (in a relative way) boner while posting on the board today???


STEVE DID!

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PostPosted: Mon Oct 21, 2013 8:55 pm 
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Guess who got a huge (in a relative way) boner while posting on the board today???


STEVE DID!

I really want to unread or unthink this. :puker:

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Guess who got a huge (in a relative way) boner while posting on the board today???


STEVE DID!


Damn.

I missed that question.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:38 am 
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We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!

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For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!
Are you accting "F U" PM's?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:45 am 
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I get those nearly everyday, so I've lost count.

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:57 am 
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I get those nearly everyday, so I've lost count.


Are you related to Dusty?

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!


what about those who congratulated you publicly?

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PostPosted: Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:20 am 
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From you? I expected a lot worse.

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In honor of your impending nuptuals, a Seinfeld quote from memory:

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George: No, she's dead now. She licked some envelopes and they were poisoned. So now she's dead.
Jerry: Holy shit. That sucks George.
George: Yeah, it fucking blows. She's dead. She had blonde hair and now she is dead.

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In honor of your impending nuptuals, a Seinfeld quote from memory:

Jerry: Hey, George. What's up? Are you still going to marry that lady?
George: No, she's dead now. She licked some envelopes and they were poisoned. So now she's dead.
Jerry: Holy shit. That sucks George.
George: Yeah, it fucking blows. She's dead. She had blonde hair and now she is dead.

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good dolphin wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!


what about those who congratulated you publicly?


I gave the son of a bitch a fridge for him and the Mrs and didn't get a PM.

Francis, feel free to go fuck yourself. Douche

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!


Frank, Mrs. Scorehead & I both like our Filet rare. Thanks.

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The groom will be wearing a black tux with a matching shortsleeve black shirt and a red tie

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Who is going to be providing live updates?

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Chus wrote:
Who is going to be providing live updates?

They are eating McNuggets there also?

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Sounds like someone I should know, but I won't be driving ro Oak Lawn to do so.


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Chus wrote:
Who is going to be providing live updates?

I may live Tweet...let's see how much I drink.

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Chus wrote:
Who is going to be providing live updates?

I may live Tweet...let's see how much I drink.


Get us a pic of when that idiot passes out into his own cake.

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Sounds like someone I should know, but I won't be driving ro Oak Lawn to do so.

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sjboyd0137 wrote:
Chus wrote:
Who is going to be providing live updates?

I may live Tweet...let's see how much I drink.


Get us a pic of when that idiot passes out into his own cake.


Did somebody piss in your Corn Flakes this morning?

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I didn't get a PM for Frank's wedding.

It's War now.

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good dolphin wrote:
Frank Coztansa wrote:
We're all full! Go home you losers!

No seriously, the hall is being gracious enough and is going to work with us on the number of plates, and possible give us something extra in return (sweet table, dessert and cake, etc). If I have PM'ed you, please let me know no later than tomorrow morning what your plans are.

For those that have PM'd a simple congratulatory message, thank you very much!


what about those who congratulated you publicly?


I gave the son of a bitch a fridge for him and the Mrs and didn't get a PM.

Francis, feel free to go fuck yourself. Douche


I also gave him a fridge and didn't expect a PM.

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Is it always about you?

Of course it is, Frank.

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Whoa, broskies...I'm totes down for this. Nobody crashes a wedding like the Stylie. I will be drowning in Heinie's before you can put your Oh face on, bra!

This one time a cousin of Brendan's was gettin married, this total doucher named Todd Branderfield. The fuck kinda name is that? He was marrying this totes hot chick named Aimee Weathers. I was like, no fuckin' way, Aimee Weathers from IU? Me, Brendan and Trev Dog used to patrol that campus and I'm pretty sure we all got a taste of that system and it was a torrential downpour, brah. Anyway, I guess it wasn't the same girl though because I started doin' the blowjay miming at their ceremony while she was walkin' down the aisle and she gave me the stinkface! I thought she'd find that hilar, bro.

I'll totes be down for this shit, though. I am a Plus One, with my boy Troy. He needs to get out more now that Natalie Hannigan broke up with his ass. Guy needs to get a better job, too. Fuckin' Millward Brown Group? Weaksauce, brah. For reals.

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Frank Coztansa wrote:
Is it always about you?


Obviously not.

I wasn't invited. Duh.

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