Bowling teams never talk about sports

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We don't. We're too busy watching the Bears game.

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I thought he great in the early days of the station and especially as one half of the HFC. I can't say that I blame for taking what I'm sure is hefty paycheck for as long as they'll give him one, but I've really soured on him over the course of the last several years and think the show is much better when Dan is with a partner who will challenge him.

name me a better current score employee to do that specifically and have an entertaining show.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Two things:

1 - Will Frank in Oak Park please never call again? Never, ever, ever. He makes my skin crawl.

2 - The guy who hears the "Liberty Bell" during games. I hear the same damn thing during every Sunday night game! Seriously, there's a fire bell or something similar ringing. I've heard this on Sunday Night Football broadcasts for the last few years.

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Can't get enough Bum Phillips love. Nice NFL history lesson by the football whisperer.

Edit: rgg hates all things old.

I do not. I just hate the old windbag from Oak Park.

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Rozner, Mac, Spiegel, Mulligan (even though he's bad at radio at least he would challenge Dan and have a thought), Finfer (if he would challenge Dan, I don't know...). Basically, anyone who would not let themselves get steamrolled by Dan and would have some decent sports thoughts would make the show more entertaining to me.

Rozner is good with Dan for a few days at a time but those two are too alike. Mac?! Spiegel?! Mulligan?!! Mac's not interested in challenging Dan. Spiegel tries but is too nice to bring home the bacon argument wise. Mulligan. No, I think that would be a unfunny radio trainwreck.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

You're probably right about Mac. I don't think he cares enough anymore to go through the hassle.

I really don't like North, but I think it would be hilarious for a few days to hear him completely ignore everything Dan said and just keep saying "But answer me this..." followed by something even dumber than the last thing he said until Dan quit radio.

Weird Allen Iverson story. Rick Mahorn played for the Pistons when Iverson was a rookie.

Maybe he meant Michael Cage?

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I don't think he meant Iverson was a rookie. That shorts rule went in place in 2005...

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Did Dan mention one of the grizzled NBA vets drinking coffee when he told that story? Any mention of them opening mail? Where's JORR?

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I figured I must have missed some part of that story.

But, Bernsie said Mahorn shook his head and said "can you believe this dude" from a laughing, coffee-sipping Rick Mahorn to which Bernsie said, "that's your guy, that's your rookie".

I just listened to it again.

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Yes. Mahorn was drinking coffee.

No mail was mentioned.

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wacko. That can't be right.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

I just heard a few minutes today. Dan explaining why Eric Spolestra is a great coach while Terry kind of weakly disagreed. Cubbie Girl Shamus could coach the frickin' Heat.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

My radio stream just played a Penn State tailgating commercial during B&B. Sound the alarms!

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You do not talk to me like that! I work too hard to deal with this stuff! I work too hard! I'm an important member of the CSFMB! I drive a Dodge Stratus!

Wasn't this Dan's idea basically when Spoelstra was given the job?

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you mean when dan said it was spolstra who got the big 3 to play well together? when i heard that my drill slipped and dug a 1" hole in my leg

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the world will always the world. your entire existence is defined by your response.

I coached basketball at the HS level (It was Park District,not school!). I often doubted my acumen and what I said to the team during timeouts UNTIL I started watching when the NBA games mic up the pro coaches. What a joke!
I think most of these guys get paid millions to walk around in a suit for no apparent reason.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Oh Jimmy Pasta, please be my life coach.

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I will pay one dollar to anyone who gets on the air and accuses Dan of abetting child rape.

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

Sure,here's a few tips:

* Never count your money when your sitting at the table

* Always be nice with your waitress

* Investing money is for people WITH money.

* Don't lease,buy

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

* Murder is cheaper than divorce.

* Remember to delete your browsing history.

* Fuck a lot of women. A lot of women. And maybe a couple guys too because there is nothing in life that can substitute for diversity.

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My Mother was a witch...she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch, for the tears I cried
Take her down now, don't wanna see her face.
All blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace.
Am I evil? Yes. I am.

I actually think if you put North with bernstein at this point, he would slip right into Terry's role of stammering buffoon. He has no problem playing a combination of Turd/Whipping Boy on Mancow's show. Dat Mike Nort! He's a real profeshnul!

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

If you don't think a raise, move back to pm drive and a chance to challenge Bernsie would not make Mac come alive again then you don't understand him at all.

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Boers and Mac are seemingly locked in a battle for title of laziest sports talk personality of all time. On the one hand, Boers pretty obviously watches next to no games of any sort, and he literally phones it in when it comes to the broadcast. On the other hand, Mac completely skips an entire sport, and only shows up to about 1/2 of the shows. Neither man seems likely to back down.

Also,

"Matt Abbattacola is one funny motherfucker!" -No one.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

+1

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The Bulls haven't done anything wrong, and they're not going to do anything wrong.

I guess I don't understand him then.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.