Has finally made his appearance on my neighbor's deck. About 1 week earlier than usual.
He sits on the deck in judgement of my home.
Eat me, 1000 Watt Jesus.

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It's about time you designed a "Christ on a skateboard" holiday arrangement to put outside. (Or really any design to match your wacky JC sayings)

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Fare you well, fare you well
I love you more than words can tell
Listen to the river sing sweet songs
To rock my soul

Damn that's a solid idea. A Christ on a stick, a Christ on a pony... Christ on a rollerblade.
The possibilities are quite endless.

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Rail some blow, get an axe, hack that 1000 watt Jesus to bits and then take care of the guy that put it there.

Ok, I must have missed some inside joke with the cocaine thing. What is going on with that?

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
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No inside joke, dude, this is as real as it gets.

Kill that guy.

Do it

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

I like Christ on a cracker.

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You know me like that.

I prefer cheese as Christ is transubstantiated into a cracker somewhat frequently.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

That doesn't sound like a very wholesome prayer.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Its in Leveticus somewhere.

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Proud member of the white guy grievance committee

It aint the six minutes. Its what happens in those six minutes.

Just light the thing on fire and tell them you're just demonstrating the OT Christological significance of the Pillar of Flame that guided the [b]J-E-W-S JEWS![/b] through the desert.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

It's "Leveticus" you Babylonian whore.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

I suggest you counter with the crucifixion of Santa.

That's right, Darkside. Santa, on a cross. Crucified.

Let the words wash over you.

The. Crucifixion. Of. Santa.

Yes.

Do this.

And then kill them.

TAKE A PICTURE!

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

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We need a picture of said Jesus...

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@audioidkid

A picture with a flaming bag on its head ... ?!?

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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I was coming here to make this joke but with Depeche Mode

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The picture perfectly demonstrates your frustration.

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O judgment! Thou art fled to brutish beasts,
And men have lost their reason.

1000 Watt Jesus has spawned a whole 1000 Watt Family.

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"Play until it hurts, then play until it hurts to not play."
http://soundcloud.com/darkside124 HOF 2013, MM Champion 2014

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

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