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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:06 am

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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pizza_Place: Aurelios

This McNugget contest has become bigger than any one man. It's started a revolution the likes of which the internet has not seen. I am honored to be a part of the event that has literally ripped the board in two. To this end, I am dedicating my performance to the memory of our lost, likely still lurking, board members.

I came here tonight, I didn't know what to expect. I seen a lot of people hate McNugget contests and I didn't know what to feel about that so I guess they didn't like much nothin' either. During this meal, I've seen a lot of changing, the way yous feel about the board, and in the way I felt about you. In here, there were three guys literally killing themselves, but I guess that's better than the entire board. I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:07 am

Joined: Wed Dec 31, 1969 7:00 pm
Posts: 40983
Location: Chicago
pizza_Place: Lou Malanati's

Its a Thing.

I hope to see my EX friend OKC there

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:07 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:08 am

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
Posts: 20082
pizza_Place: Aurelios

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

That feat was really lost in everything else that happened. Well done sir.

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:10 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
Posts: 30328

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

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Hank Scorpio

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:11 am

Joined: Tue Aug 24, 2010 10:16 am
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pizza_Place: Aurelios

Hawg Ass wrote:

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

Because that man has heart!

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drinky wrote:

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

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Hawg Ass

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:12 am

Joined: Mon Jul 16, 2007 2:00 pm
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Hank Scorpio wrote:

Hawg Ass wrote:

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

Because that man has heart attacks!

FIXED

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Frank Coztansa

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:12 am

100000 CLUB

Joined: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:17 pm
Posts: 102657
pizza_Place: Vito & Nick's

Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo! Scor-Pee-Oo!

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:13 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
Posts: 29948
Location: SW Burbs

Hawg Ass wrote:

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

Why?

Because somebody said I couldn't. A man's gotta have pride....

Hank Scorpio wrote:

Because that man has heart!

A clogged, overworked heart. But it is there!

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Chus

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:34 am

Joined: Fri Mar 31, 2006 3:29 pm
Posts: 34795
pizza_Place: Al's Pizza

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

In 12 minutes, you consumed:

2950 calories
170 grams of fat (260% of RDA)
5350 mg of sodium (225% of RDA)
235 grams of carbohydrates (80% of RDA)
120 g of protein
150% RDA of Calcium
125% RDA of Iron

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spanky

Post subject: Re: Dedication

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2013 10:37 am

Joined: Tue Jan 15, 2008 2:28 pm
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Location: SW Burbs

Chus wrote:

spanky wrote:

I ate 5 Big Macs in just over 12 minutes.

To be honest, it only felt like about 4900 mg of sodium.

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