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IkeSouth

Post subject: 10/31 Do you think lebrons penis would fit in dans butt?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 12:24 pm

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Im not sayin i would like to see that, but i think i would like to see it.

Im sure they will talk about college football and fantasy nascar too.

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Zizou

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Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 1:02 pm

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Monetize anuses.

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good dolphin

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Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 2:11 pm

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I do believe it would.

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No Clever Moniker

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Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 7:19 pm

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I don't think he would mind auto asphyxiating to prove everyone wrong.

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bigfan

Post subject: Re: 10/31 Do you think lebrons penis would fit in dans butt?

Posted: Thu Oct 31, 2013 8:11 pm

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Ya know this shows everyone that he was the only one not mesmerized by MJ, he thought he was just a regular guy, same with Terry, they didnt look at MJ as a celeb, they knew his flaws and figured him out. Smartest guys in the room. Yup, them recognizing the greatness of MJ is them telling everyone how Bball smart they are. You know Dan was the PR guy for an ABA team! Thats pretty close to being a coach!

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 10/31 Do you think lebrons penis would fit in dans butt?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:51 am

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its proof that danny hates chicago. if some other city offered him a bigger check, he would uproot his family and move to miami in a heartbeat.

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Northside_Dan

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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 8:55 am

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Lebron's a huge black dude and Dan is a small frail Jewish guy. Wouldn't even get past the tip.

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SomeGuy

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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:04 am

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Lebron's a huge black dude and Dan is a small frail Jewish guy. Wouldn't even get past the tip.

It would snap is o ring and shred his sigmoid.

It would be game over for BernSTINES anus.

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No Clever Moniker

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Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 9:46 am

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SomeGuy wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Lebron's a huge black dude and Dan is a small frail Jewish guy. Wouldn't even get past the tip.

It would snap is o ring and shred his sigmoid.

It would be game over for BernSTINES anus.

Wreck him? Shit, it might kill him.

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 10/31 Do you think lebrons penis would fit in dans butt?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:05 pm

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No Clever Moniker wrote:

SomeGuy wrote:

Northside_Dan wrote:

Lebron's a huge black dude and Dan is a small frail Jewish guy. Wouldn't even get past the tip.

It would snap is o ring and shred his sigmoid.

It would be game over for BernSTINES anus.

Wreck him? Shit, it might kill him.

"rectum, shit it might kill em"

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IkeSouth

Post subject: Re: 10/31 Do you think lebrons penis would fit in dans butt?

Posted: Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:06 pm

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Northside_Dan wrote:

Lebron's a huge black dude and Dan is a small frail Jewish guy. Wouldn't even get past the tip.

i thought about this, but there is an exponential factor involved from the inflatable anal plug his wife uses on him for punishment.

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