Hello again everybody. The challenges have been offered, the contestants selected, the venue set and now, the day has arrived. The First Annual CSFMB McNugget Challenge.

It's a fearsome group of competitors that waddle into the arena today. Let's breakdown the competition -

Hank Scorpio - CONFIRMED IN - Hank is a guy that takes his McNugget eating seriously. We've seen his training regimen and it is disgustingly scary. He seems to be the odds-on favorite. However, will the recent distractions of the past few days prove too much to overcome?

Donspiracy -CONFIRMED IN - don is a formidable challenger. He's a renaissance man as proficient in McNugget eating as he is in poker or NASCAR reporting and no doubt better at all of those than golf. He's a man as comfortable in a country club as he is in a strip club and no doubt pantsless in both. How will those skills translate to the McNugget arena? We're about to find out.

Favre Fan -CONFIFRMED IN - Discipline. That's what you learn in the military. If FavreFan tells his stomach to take another nugget, by God, YOU WILL TAKE ANOTHER McNUGGET, MAGGOT!! Only in this case, there probably are maggots in there. Won't disgust him though because he's been watching the Packers for years.

So, there it is. Who's your money on? And be careful answering that question because you might actually be called on to pony up the dough.

Good luck, men.

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You know me like that.

I am betting on Don's Piracy.

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Good people drink good beer - Hunter S. Thompson

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Waiting for the time when I can finally say
That this has all been wonderful, but now I'm on my way

I concur.

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You know me like that.

it is my assumption that the prize to the "winner" is a free stomach pumping at CDH.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

This is my kind of eating challenge, Dr Ken. Three husky makes, some of them stoned, looking to eat as much as they possibly can. I tell ya, Dr, I think that the person who can eat the most McNuggets has a pretty good chance of winning this contest.

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Good luck to all. Your colon is going to need it. But I am going with Hank - he seems really geared up for this (he is wearing a diaper).

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No doubt, Frank. Well said.

A poll has been added. And you can vote in the first post.

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You know me like that.

we need Brent Musburger



and i gotta go with FF here

let's give consumption predictions:

Don=66 McNuggets

Ffan=81 McNuggets

HS= 89 McNuggets

Who throws up and when?

HS first

DonS 2nd

Favre fan holds it down

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

FavreFan once at a live chicken...feathers and all. after he was done...he vurped up the beak and feet.

FF wins this.

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@audioidkid

I'm going with Hank. He's the gayest, ickiest and weirdest one of the bunch. Therefore I'm assuming his ability to devour processed 'meat' in a timely fashion will be superior.

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Team Cutler.

I have no idea. Wish I could see it though. Should be fun. In my younger days, I would have entered myself.

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Reality is your friend, not your enemy. -- Seacrest

you think 2 of the contestants are going to go past 80 ?

i actually think all 3 of them will get to 80, just a matter of who get there first

Farvio. Hell, if I had to guess, he has a little TTB in him, if you'll pardon the expression.

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That don't sound right.

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

hey, with all the various parts in there, 80 nuggets might actually equal 1 actual chicken

Hank Scorpio got this.

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I am sticking with Hank but I just remembered the other 2 are hitting the good stuff prior. They might have a munchy advantage that could be tough to overcome.

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A real competitor would walk in with a 10-piece box and just eat it while everybody's waiting to start.

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You know me like that.

What? No PED Testing?

Anything short of a Hank victory will be a sham, travesty and a mockery.

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Team Cutler.

Kind of like a pre game warm-up?

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I'm here. And I'm the sharpest looking motherfucker in the place.

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Anybody here seen my old friend Bobby?
Can you tell me where he's gone?
I thought I saw him walkin' up to The Hill
With Elon, Tulsi, and Don

Any savages JORR?

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I ate a baconator for lunch.

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I picture 3 swarthy men getting it on,but now back to this McNugget thing:

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

I weep for your plumbing this evening.

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Team Cutler.

Vomit it up right in front of everybody right before you start.

That type of commitment will intimidate.

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You know me like that.

Your half right,which is good for you!

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favrefan said:"Chris Coghlan isn't gonna pay your rent, Jimmy."

Betting the dog. Let's go donspiracy!