My three year old will choose green beans over graham crackers.

Also if you fuck someone like they are a millionaire they might go try to be one.

Like an open faced sandwich?

Here's my gripe with Tiny and Ivan:

You're two of my favorite posters. We have met each other. We like each other. However, more importantly you entertain me. If you are off on another message board posting, that is time you are not spending posting for my entertainment (potentially). That is my gripe with this second board. I do not have time to have two boards open. I like my entertainment quickly and preferably with many Woodridge Ryan one-liners.

So as soon as possible, I hope that board (not its inhabitants, not even Keeping Score, I'm already getting my revenge on him by semi-purposefully ignoring my fantasy basketball team in his league) implodes and I get back to being better entertained.

It's all about me.

I say this somewhat seriously.

If you hate Laurence, then don't listen - don't comment. When he co-hosts the B&B show, take that day off ... listen to an old podcast of a Bernstein solo show and jerk off all day.

Saw my name at the begining but did not read anything past that point.

I like you. You're alright in my book.

That said, you've been attention whoring pretty hard since this all went down. I get it. It's a good way to mix it up with everyone. Something to post about and put yourself in the middle of. Yoi've done that...so...congrats.

Like I said, I dig ya....so don't take this wrong. I'm done with this stuff. I've spoken to and expressed my regret to those I feel I needed to. And that's that. I post here, I post there. I post everywhere. I post in a boat with a goat....etc...

Looking forward to a future Hoopz meet up or what not. You're good people...

If there's going to be a problem with me posting somewhere else either announce it now or put it away once and for all ... not just you, any and all. I've stated my position in no uncertain terms; I will expect the same ... I don't see where time is an issue.

I may be missing your point.

He means eating the green beans over the grahams like you put gravy 'over' mashed potatoes.

Here's my gripe with Tiny and Ivan:

You're two of my favorite posters. We have met each other. We like each other. However, more importantly you entertain me. If you are off on another message board posting, that is time you are not spending posting for my entertainment (potentially). That is my gripe with this second board. I do not have time to have two boards open. I like my entertainment quickly and preferably with many Woodridge Ryan one-liners.

So as soon as possible, I hope that board (not its inhabitants, not even Keeping Score, I'm already getting my revenge on him by semi-purposefully ignoring my fantasy basketball team in his league) implodes and I get back to being better entertained.

It's all about me.

I say this somewhat seriously.

Setting: Dr. Ken's IT Basement
Time: Halloween evening

Dr. Ken: Hello children, I'm your father, Dr. Kenneth Noisewater.

Children: That's the ugliest costume we've ever seen.

Dr. Ken: I'm not wearing a costume.

Children: Oh.

Dr. Ken: Listen, there's something I need to talk to you about.

Children: It's been a while. Is Dan Bernstein dead or something?

Dr. Ken: No, he very much alive. No, this isn't about anything that Dan Bernstein wants me to talk to you about. But, he does want you guys to grow up to be 6'8" and black.

Children: We're already black.

Dr. Ken: Oh yeah.......how did that....your mother isn't.......anyway, there's been an incident on the internet I want you to learn from.

Children: We're being treated for the porn addiction.

Dr. Ken: What?

Children: Nothing. What should we learn?

Dr. Ken: Some guys argued about a Chicken McNugget eating contest and it led to the destruction of our internet community and the formation of a new community.

Children: Are they doing their own McNugget contest then?

Dr. Ken: I don't think so.

Children: So, what was the point?

Dr. Ken: Well, it really wasn't about the McNuggets. It was about disrespect and undefined rules and personal conflict and different interests and...

Children: Sounds stupid. We're bored. Just cut to the lesson. What is it?

Dr. Ken: I don't know.

Children: At least Dan Bernstein's topics had a point. He's smarter than you.

Dr. Ken: Yeah, I guess.

Children: Go away now. We have candy to eat.

Dr. Ken: Now don't eat too much...

Children: Shut up.

BF locks the door: "Now nobody leaves"

I plan on making at least 10 more posts in this thread.

This is not my last post on the subject.

Have you gotten inside KI's head?

Bronx Tales is one of my favorite movies ever. I think I cried as a kid when Sonny got killed. I still have no clue why the guy in the begging gets killed. All I know is it wasn't over a parking spot.

Bronx Tales is one of my favorite movies ever. I think I cried as a kid when Sonny got killed. I still have no clue why the guy in the begging gets killed. All I know is it wasn't over a parking spot.

I plan on making at least 10 more posts in this thread.

This is not my last post on the subject.

I know I'm late to this event. I wasn't following it as it was going on. Didn't even know it was going on. I pretty much stay away from this board's girly fights as you all know. But I'll get involved with this one.

I've been informed through a PM update that myself along with Scorehead, Elmhurst Steve, Spaulding, TM, dolphin, Darkside and Jorr are banned from CSFMB II.

I get that the CSFMB II people hate me for some reason so that's why I'm banned. Elmhurst Steve is a racist so that's why he's banned. Why are those other posters banned.

Everybody should love Spaulding. And I thought everybody liked the others on that list.

I know I'm late to this event. I wasn't following it as it was going on. Didn't even know it was going on. I pretty much stay away from this board's girly fights as you all know. But I'll get involved with this one.

I've been informed through a PM update that myself along with Scorehead, Elmhurst Steve, Spaulding, TM, dolphin, Darkside and Jorr are banned from CSFMB II.

I get that the CSFMB II people hate me for some reason so that's why I'm banned. Elmhurst Steve is a racist so that's why he's banned. Why are those other posters banned.

Everybody should love Spaulding. And I thought everybody liked the others on that list.

If boyd is going to insist on posting at both places, I would only ask that he reserve no less than 60% of his posts to the mirror

Our hotel smelled like dead hooker vagina (before you ask I had gotten a detailed description from beardown)

I think Furious found Shakes vaporizer again.