Dan must have his stomach explode once a year.

Tresty conference

Various Football Things

Listen or Complain.

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

where oh where is Kid Cairo. A Mitch Hedburg joke in prime time from Dan.

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Dan just did a terrible retelling of a Mitch Hedberg bit and then said the joke itself was bad. That was actually one of Hedberg's better ones!

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Now they're besmirching Mitch Hedberg. Do these people have no shame.

The joke is all about the delivery and Dan's sucked. Also, Boers hates everyone and everything. Such an unlikable old bastard.

It would have been fine had Dan not tried to affect the Mitch Hedberg voice. You have to leave that level to the man himself.

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That's really true. I like bananas, and they're very cheap, but I rarely buy them because buying them means you need to eat all of them in a single two-day window. If you want to have a banana every day, you have to buy them like three times per week. I bet they piss grocers off.

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The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I used to work with this real old cat and when we'd ask him how he felt, he'd say "I ain't buying any green bananas this week"

Used to crack us up...

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

hey guys. long time listener to B&B, just found this site.

might not be the right place but a few observations.

over the years, i've come to realize more and more that Terry offers no unique perspectives on this show any longer. He parrots anything Dan says. I'm also not sure he even watches sports. Maybe the bears games. but thats it. when it comes to perspective on other teams, etc. everyones a dope. oh that guy he's a penis, oh that guy he's an asshat. The best shows anymore are when Terry isn't there!

Dan's obsession with certain stories has grown from mildly humorous to almost unlistenable at times. his taking on causes and using his show as a bully pulpit has grown to a level of blind pretentiousness. and i actually agree with him on quite a few of these. He is not objective and does not live in grounded reality anymore it seems.

other than that, i love the show as stupid as that sounds.

This is nice. i'm in the QC and there is 1....1 person who listens to the score and he hates B&B...just had to get it off my chest.

I believe that's a derivative from Ben Franklin .... somebody has to fill in for SHARK, sorry

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

Quoting Ben Franklin definitely fit this dude's M.O.

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"I'm not smiling because I thought what you said was humorous. I'm smiling because one day I know you'll be dead..."

And now the circle of board healing is complete.

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Which joke?

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The banana line. Context clues, man.

And hey, you know what's just like the abuse in the NFL locker rooms? Murph being mean to producers at the "Wild West" Score before it was "a better run corporation."

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With the non stop hazing talk, I'm guessing Dan and probably his son got/get hazed daily.

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Fuck Edwards and Zobrist

Usually Dan only expresses contempt for the military but today they are the model which the NFL should follow. I'm sure the Marine's anti-hazing policy is a fascinating read, and while I am not a Marine and do not know for sure, but I have a hard time believing hazing and bullying doesn't happen at all in the Marines.

And whether it's schtick or not, Dan bullies callers every day on the show.

I'd rather be inconvenienced by North than by Rod Zimmerman, for whatever it's worth.

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The MJeff stuff is a nice twist. Knots a'comin

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There are only two examples of infinity: The universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the universe.

Bill On Capitol Hill dropped Martin Amis, Noam Chomsky, and Silence of the Lambs in an email about Miami Dolphins offensive linemen. This is Dan, right?

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My eyes rolled so far, I think I might have pulled a muscle.

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You can't see me because of internet.

The landowner effectively owns part shares in millions of part-time slaves called, "taxpayers." -Roy L
A Personal Relationship with Jesus?

I fear bullying is the new Penn State on B&B. Who's playing the role of Sara Ganim?

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Given the depths on Dan's crush on Sara Ganim, I hope to hell it isn't Hunter Hillenmeyer.

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She hottied up her Twitter pic at least.

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...she did

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wait...so Terry thinks Alabama's going to get beat now? Weren't these guys saying Alabama was the clear cut best team in the land o' College Footsball?

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Ба́бушка гада́ла, да на́двое сказа́ла—то ли до́ждик, то ли снег, то ли бу́дет, то ли нет.

Not mult

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"That's what the internet is for. Slandering others anonymously." Banky
“Been that way since one monkey looked at the sun and told the other monkey ‘He said for you to give me your fuckin’ share.’”

Not original either.

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Power is always in the hands of the masses of men. What oppresses the masses is their own ignorance, their own short-sighted selfishness.
- Henry George

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