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The weather machine is yelling again
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THE NATIONAL WEATHER SERVICE HAS ISSUED SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WATCH 504 IN EFFECT UNTIL 9 PM CDT THIS EVENING FOR THE FOLLOWING AREAS

IN ILLINOIS THIS WATCH INCLUDES 14 COUNTIES

IN NORTH CENTRAL ILLINOIS

BOONE DE KALB LA SALLE LEE OGLE WINNEBAGO

IN NORTHEAST ILLINOIS

COOK DUPAGE GRUNDY KANE KENDALL LAKE IL MCHENRY WILL

IN INDIANA THIS WATCH INCLUDES 2 COUNTIES

IN NORTHWEST INDIANA

LAKE IN PORTER

THIS INCLUDES THE CITIES OF... AURORA... BELVIDERE... CHICAGO... DEKALB... DIXON... GARY... JOLIET... MORRIS... OREGON... OSWEGO... OTTAWA... ROCKFORD... VALPARAISO... WAUKEGAN... WHEATON AND WOODSTOCK.

AN AREA OF HIGH PRESSURE HAS SETTLED OVER THE MIDWEST CREATING A DOME OF HOT AIR OVER THE LAST SEVERAL DAYS. LATER THIS EVENING, A COLD FRONT WILL PUSH THROUGH THE AREA AND TURN WINDS OUT OF THE NORTH NORTHEAST. THIS COULD TRIGGER THE DEVELOPMENT OF THUNDERSTORMS, WITH THE POTENTIAL FOR SOME TO BECOME SEVERE. HIGH WINDS, LIGHTENING, AND BRIEF, HEAVY DOWNPOURS ARE POSSIBLE. WHILE TORNADO DEVELOPMENT IS NOT LIKELY, AN ISOLATED, WEAK TORNADO CANNOT BE RULED OUT.

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Damn, it's been nice not mowing my lawn.


I have mowed two times this summer.

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Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.

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Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.


Are you in KS or OK?

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Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.

Damn, it just rained a few drops here and is cloudy. My phone is showing it is sunny up in Germantown.

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Ended up over the lake and created a bunch of waterspouts. Not sure if it will make the news or not.

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KDdidit wrote:
Damn, it's been nice not mowing my lawn.


I have mowed two times this summer.



That's what happens when you're married with kids.

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Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.

Damn, it just rained a few drops here and is cloudy. My phone is showing it is sunny up in Germantown.



Germantown near Adams Co. WI?

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pittmike wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.

Damn, it just rained a few drops here and is cloudy. My phone is showing it is sunny up in Germantown.



Germantown near Adams Co. WI?

No sir, in Washington County, just northwest of Milwaukee

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Hawg Ass wrote:
pittmike wrote:
Hawg Ass wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
Just had a tornado warning and had to get in the basement of the building. Ran into a guy who
took a photo with his phone from the roof and sure enough, there was a funnel cloud less than
a mile from our offices.

Damn, it just rained a few drops here and is cloudy. My phone is showing it is sunny up in Germantown.



Germantown near Adams Co. WI?

No sir, in Washington County, just northwest of Milwaukee


Ah never mind :lol:

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http://fox6now.com/2013/09/12/water-spo ... r-kenosha/

Some pretty cool photos of the waterspouts.

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http://fox6now.com/2013/09/12/water-spouts-spotted-over-lake-michigan-near-kenosha/

Some pretty cool photos of the waterspouts.

Indeed. Over water=pretty cool. Over land not so much
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beni hanna wrote:
T-Bone wrote:
http://fox6now.com/2013/09/12/water-spouts-spotted-over-lake-michigan-near-kenosha/

Some pretty cool photos of the waterspouts.

Indeed. Over water=pretty cool. Over land not so much


Yes. I assumed it was on the ground because the tornado sirens were going off
all over town and the cell phone pic I saw made it look like it was on land. Work is pretty close
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KDdidit wrote:
Damn, it's been nice not mowing my lawn.


I have mowed two times this summer.



That's what happens when you're married with kids.


You've got it all wrong, my friend. It's been just the opposite. I guess women do hit their peak in their late 30's.

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Tomorrow. Snow. Accumulation on grassy areas. You have been warned.

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Tomorrow. Snow. Accumulation on grassy areas. You have been warned.


You know that Skilling will make it sound like Armageddon.

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Tomorrow. Snow. Accumulation on grassy areas. You have been warned.

By cracky.....

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Snow coming down pretty good just beyond the cheddar curtain. Blizzard like conditions but I just don't think
it is cold enough to have much stick to the ground for very long.

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And that (traffic) description is near the Atlanta Braves new (safer) stadium.

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A typo like that could have really changed the tone of Forrest Gump.

One day it started raping, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rape there is. Little bitty stingin' rape... and big ol' fat rape. Rape that flew in sideways. And sometimes rape even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even raped at night...

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A typo like that could have really changed the tone of Forrest Gump.

One day it started raping, and it didn't quit for four months. We been through every kind of rape there is. Little bitty stingin' rape... and big ol' fat rape. Rape that flew in sideways. And sometimes rape even seemed to come straight up from underneath. Shoot, it even raped at night...


That's much nicer sounding than if Bubba had gone on and on about the different kinds of rape.

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Anyway, like I was sayin', rape is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, rape-kabobs, rape creole, rape gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple rape, lemon rape, coconut rape, pepper rape, rape soup, rape stew, rape salad, rape and potatoes, rape burger, rape sandwich. That- that's about it.

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It's starting to sound like Quentin Tarantino's Forrest Gump.

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It's starting to sound like Quentin Tarantino's Forrest Gump.


Not nearly enough usage of "n-gger".

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Dr. Kenneth Noisewater wrote:
It's starting to sound like Quentin Tarantino's Forrest Gump.


Not nearly enough usage of "n-gger".


Richie Incognito's Forrest Gump

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It's starting to sound like Quentin Tarantino's Forrest Gump.


Welcome to Atlanta!

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